Yes, we're assholes and all we want to do is keep the nice folks out! If you're a kind, gentle, upstanding citizen please DON'T come here! Thanks!

Vermont needs to severely restrict or completely ban Airbnb

Yeah, I don't think some people understand how forum jokes work. In another comment they call me triggered because of it.....so I'll assume their humor is pretty lacking.

Yeah, the shitposts are the only ones worth reading.

This person posted yesterday in two groups mad because they couldnt find a place to eat for seven people and they got dragged with people calling them entitled. Now they are back on here calling everyone else entitled. LOL. Get off reddit bud, go enjoy your life not in Vermont.

Wow, spent a half hour reading that thread. That guy is an asshole and certainly unwanted back in our state.

It's a little too real ):

I thought it was great. It's always funny when some curmudgeon comes out and shakes their fists 'Get off my land and Stop laughing at unfunny jokes!'

Aww, you're one of those people, "triggered."

Bro, you're bitching about a joke......there's only one person "triggered" here.....it's you, you're "triggered." Haha

Six people… lmfao you’re triggered. Go calm down.

'knob' nice job on rolling with some Vintage Euro vernacular.

This is a 100% serious post.

Looking at the comments, upvotes, and your downvotes....the majority of people find this funny. Looks like you're the outlier, maybe you're just smarter than everyone else? Those other VT dumb dumbs just don't know what funny is!

My first thought after seeing the post title was, "OMG, that knob from the other day is back".

Finally, some sanity.

I personally feel if I have to pay $32 for a chicken thigh and carrots and potatoes I wouldn’t want to tip either

Cant tell if this is a shit post or not.

This is clearly sarcastic, but not for those who don't get sarcasm. You'd figure the "I've become an insufferable person" in the first paragraph would be a dead giveaway, lol.

Bravo OP!

Holy hell on the original non /s post. I fell in love with Vermont 20 years ago when I biked across it. That said I’m a road bike/gravel ride/hiking guy.

I went up this last week with my partner and the “holiday skiing crowd” was absolutely bananas. Like everyone with money on the East Coast who has 5 kids just descended on VT all at once. I felt like I was watching ski school 2 but in real life and any minute some New Yorker was going to threaten to tear down the Rec center and turn it into air b n b condos.

Every Vermonter that has to interact with crowds and people like that deserves a goddamn medal and a pay raise.

And for the record, every business and person we met was absolutely kind and lovely and the restaurants were fine (although we made sure to go to every meal 2 hours early which was def big brain energy).

Or, better yet, when they all bought houses here during the pandemic making an already hellish real estate market 10x worse.

Upvoting a post that violates the rules to mock people...

No wonder people think Vermonters are, in fact, the assholes.

I focused on the tipping comment. That always angers me.

Like when they came here IN A PANDEMIC to rip their masks off and “breathe a little”! I loathed those people. Treated our home like a f*cking day spa they were entitled to and couldn’t have cared less that they were risking infecting and killing all the locals.
You know. The ones they’re angry at now for not staffing all the restaurants.

Five dollar tip? They didn't bring the ketchup fast enough, no tip for them!

Assignment be understood.