Here's a sneak peek of /r/burlington using the top posts of the year!

#1: Found a diamond ring in my creme brulee
#2: Hey! They made some sauce to pair well with the boots you all like to lick in this sub! | 135 comments
#3: Snow Squall on 2/27/22 | 16 comments

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I found heavy cream thanks to r/Burlington , it’ll be alright

This is so “on brand” for New England scum bag. Did he also have a floss stick he littered in the parking lot?

Definitely more interested in that.

All the hillbillies had access to the real world for the first time...

I foresee a bunch of FOMO

Did someone lose a brunch buddy? Wheres haighyleigh?

Confuse

They don’t pertain to what we’re talking about.

Take notes.

I recommend reservations. You might be able to technically manage by winging it, but if you have any care at all about what quality of site you get, then definitely, definitely, definitely make reservations. The sites that are apt to be available short notice are what are-imho— the shitty sites: ones that are right on top of the bathroom ( you don’t wanna be way far away, but being right close to it is an ick) or the blahh sites that are out in a field with no pretty forest surroundings.

That thought came into your head and you actively went ahead and posted it. Impressive.

If I was goin anywhere, I was runnin...

Good to know we’ve got some intellect going on here and not flimsy comparisons.

No it’s not. So we’re clear, your definition of statistic anomalies does not apply to murders over 5 or hate crimes?

Why pay someone to shovel when you have free child labor? Love it! My dad was the same way in the early 2000s

Keep the cowpies out of the streams and you're good by me!

Odds are, all your math teachers are crying right now.

However many it takes to see a trend.

“Burlington had more murders in 2022”, and, “There’s no indication that murder rates are on the rise in Burlington” can both be true statements.

He won't be getting a name from us. As a bull calf in a (very) small herd, he is destined for different pastures. Right now I call him cute.

Best post I've seen in this sub in ages!

"Concerned", I always have a high degree of situational awareness so 5 murders or 5000 murders I'm going to be the same person. But if you want to be able to say that something isn't an anomaly you're going to need more data.

But let's assume that you are 1000% correct in whatever you are assuming, what is the solution? If you know how to stop crime from growing I'm sure you will find yourself quite wealthy.

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Really setting up the straw men now aren’t we?

This is the kind of flatlander that VT needs more of. Welcome!