This is from The Backyard restaurant in Stowe, been there, some great food ( tater tots loaded with cheese and rib meat, yum). I can say after setting that great expectation for the urinal, it was rather ordinary looking. You'd expect an artisan handcrafted/welded urinal or something not the cookie cutter porcelain ones like they have XD

Yeah, this is already happening. Hiring here is an absolute nightmare, and it will only get worse. The workforce issue does not appear to be fixable.

As someone with 17 years experience in bars, I can assure you that this owner is very happy with their signs and anyone dumb enough to piss themselves will simply not be welcome back again.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's not in the bar owner's best interest to have people not be able to read signs, sit down, drink water, and them piss themselves all over a bar seat.

Not sure where you are located but North country animal league is amazing! https://www.ncal.com/

If you are too drunk to make sense of these sign, yes, I’d imagine that is a possibility. So uh, how ‘bout a glass of water?

and then piss yourself?

Right, but how awesome is the urinal? I've seen some pretty awesome ones.

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Wow! I wonder how long it’s going to run in my household. My 2 yr old woke up with diarrhea and has had it since yesterday and my husband is now nauseous and vomiting.. i wonder how many rounds it’s gonna make lol I’m trying to disinfect as much as possible

Absolutely I agree, we just want whats best for the dog. I know that’s how it sounds, I was being cryptic die to the nature of the situation and just wanting to get helpful information.

Hula is this way too. Sometimes all the stalls in one are full so you gotta go over to the dark side. Stalls are super private so no big deal but a little awkward. I think it makes more sense at a bar then a workplace

Nah, this is a good test. If you are too drunk to read this, you are too drunk. Grab a glass of water and take a seat and let the adults handle the signage.

second this. Some due diligence, and also the option to return the dog if things don't work out. They do amazing work.

It's not amorphous, dude. Post less. Read the room. Direct enough?

You think I would "imply" me? Really? I'm now going to get grief for not being direct and blunt enough? Fuck me.

Have you come up with a percentage of r/vermont posts are mine?

What's too much? Once a week? Month? Day?

I'm not responding because I really care about the outcome of all this redditing in r/vermont thing; but I'm always curious as to how people (including myself) come up with views.

Suggestions as worded above are so amorphous as to meaning that at least to me they are meaningless.

Lantonas is solid Edgelord/Both Sides/trolly McTrollface content—should come with a “For Entertainment Purposes Only” label…

Yeah, I initially only saw the preview picture (where the bottom sign is cropped out) and thought that was the entire thing.

I dunno, if I'm drunk and see a sign that says "no urinal" that's a pretty clear "this is not the bathroom I need" message for me

Seems sketchy that you are moving the dog. Sounds like there is another person who can claim ownership, and you are keeping the dog from this person. Whatever you do, please place the dog with a legitimate rescue who will check out any applicants first.

due to nature of the situation we are taking the dog out of state first

I was just thinking the exact same thing!!! I understand it, and the rationale behind it fine sitting here sober, but if it was my first time drinking in that bar and I'd had a few and needed to piss I would be like "so...does that mean there's a subpar urinal in the other one?"

You're getting downvotes here because the implied second part of your post is "...so you can see what I post!"

For real, try posting with about a quarter of your current frequency and you will probably see people be less annoyed and more engaged.

You’re welcome, it’s a valid question as your immediate response went to paying someone for input because you didn’t want to bounce stuff off Reddit. Seems you were missing the whole “real life friendship” part so wanted to make sure.

Your response sounds even more unfortunate. Again, nobody ever said it will be a smooth ride forever. You continue to pretend I said that for some reason. It is rather strange you feel the need to do so.

I said, if you need a 3rd party to facilitate communication your partner is not and never will be compatible enough for a long term relationship that is not based, to at least some degree, on settling.

Since you are still going to find this woman I assume you are young and haven’t yet. I assure you, you won’t need to pay someone to assist you in communicating with that person when you find her. If you do, 1/2 those days will be wondering if you settled out of fear of being alone.

Your whole post reeks of justification.