Big shocker, I know.

Can we fly one across China?

Why did you capitalize reveals? You don't have to speak like a youtube thumbnail.

That poor child. Hopefully he's locked up in prison the rest of his life and she doesn't have to deal with him.

Welp, shes gonna have a real fun ride in life

Wow

It’s size was bigger than 2 busses and had equipment on it.. and at that distance, what fell could be dangerous for anyone on the ground if it hit the ground.l it was just much safer to have it fall into the ocean.

But it's a balloon...?

They play video games. They think bullets and debris vanish.

Yea because it would be safer if it were to crash in the ocean then n land where some people may be..

How are people this stupid? Seriously lol

Agreed, definitely the worst part of the season. But I think it was the result of them basically keeping an open ended script with every avenue to get rid of literally any of the cast members but they all stayed. So we got some weird loose ends from S2 that had to be tied up very quickly.

Probably so it'd land in the ocean

So they waited until over myrtle beach instead of farms in Montana...

ngl - the boom was incredibly loud

This video sums up America perfectly to me.

People got way too riled over this balloon and too excited at it being shot down.

Because they didn’t want people to get injured which could happen if they shot it down over land.

Haha why did they decide now to do it

ta fino

For anyone interested, when she says something foreign in an exasperated tone that sounds like: 'Panagia mou. She's speaking Greek. The phrase means the Virgin Mary, and is usually used as someone saying 'for fuck shakes'.

And this makes it even funnier, invoking the Virgin Mary from someone that is a vampire.

https://tenor.com/view/nandor-fucking-guy-wwdits-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-kayvan-novak-gif-17823817

Hey thtanner, guess what

I can't find the text gif of nandor saying that and it's very upsetting

Bat!