Just saw a thing in the local news that he is performing at a college in Senatobia, Mississippi this weekend…obviously the guy simply LOVES performing for people.

What the fuck is the point of "shorts" on youtube.

No sound controls. No seek. Just a fucking shittier version of youtube.

damn kids ruining everything with their tiktok-ification.

Colin Robinson, energy vampire had no time for karaoke shenanigans

For once I was satisfied when clicking on one of these videos

I love how he ignores her the entire time, then just decides to full send and make her a part of the show. A true performer.

To the top please, now I need the real thing

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I'm 1000% with him. I sense he hesitated out of fear for a second then just fully committed, what a legend

Honestly I'm with the karaoke guy, that couple sat literally right next to the karaoke machine and then got mad when someone used it, what did they expect?

the ending is perfect

Nice clone bro, doesn't look a day over 60 too.

This technology is not available for the plebs like you or I and is beyond blatant.
"brand new face", yeah...

Not all cars gandle the same at high speed. Good habits for how to round a corner quickly with most cars can lead to disaster with a particular car with otver characteristics

Yeah money allows you to have the best. Those surgeons wouldn't of been cheap. I have friends in high places and they get looked after every year because of their position. They get the best. As long as they are making big profits the boards pay to make sure they are healthy.

Yeah she's had it since u been gone

I think I've seen every episode they've done, and can probably count on one hand how many of their dishes I'd want to eat. I loved watching them, but I was like "how do I politely decline to eat that?"

Like, in your example: I can do liver. I can do anchovy. I like olives. But, you're really asking a lot to put them all in one dish.

How is that relevant to this exchange. Read it again.

Same amount of work done on his face as any other aging celebrity.

This guy's been around since I was a kid. In 1992 he took over Carson's show. I've given him countless opportunities. Watched so many monologues. Waiting. I mean, they gave him the fucking tonight show. I'd seen interviews with other comedians, referring to how funny he was. Jay fucking Leno.

3 decades later. He's never once made me laugh. I don't get it. I feel like I've lived my life in a twilight zone episode or something. They used to say, 'he appeals more to Johnny's older demographic', and that made sense for a while. And while he's doing setups and punchlines, and I recognize that the formula is there for 'joke', I've just never once laughed at a single quip or anything he's ever said. I mean 'flaming hot dorito'? WTF?

I used to think, 'here's a guy who's just been watered down to appeal to major audiences'. But he's rich as fuck by now. Does his little car show for fun probably. He doesn't need to be Pepsi. But he still isn't funny. He never takes a chance. Never goes for it. 3 fucking decades of Jay Leno. How has he stayed on top? It doesn't make sense. WTF does he or has he ever contributed to entertainment? Why is this the guy? Did the station sign him to the tonight show deal for a 20 year contract that was unbreakable? How can mediocrity be rewarded so fervently and for so long? It just doesn't make sense. I've seen old clips of his old standup too. He wasn't funny before his big break either.

It's like his giant, Rocky Dennis fucking face is some kind of good luck charm.

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for a chin joke.

If he drives that many cars, he should be a better driver not worse. How would driving more cars make him a worse driver?

All the money in the world can only get you as far as the modern edge of science can go, anyways.

But I gotta say, modern combustiology (that's the science of burn treatment doctors) is a wonderful thing. They do what was wonders just years ago.

I was fan-ish, until the Conan drama happened. Dude gave him the show, just to come back a couple months later while the ratings are going up, to take it back, and also prevent him from working for another network. Felt super scummy.

Team CoCo forever.

I didn't know about that, I've never really watched a lot of him, there is just something wbiut him I dislike.

You can also tell from how he handles random encounters around town on his drives, and how others have met him/been invited on his show with really strange builds. It all seems to line up that hes not a scumbag.

Then there was the steam incident recently. Nothing shows character like being in crisis. Lol

I mean money