started choking on my cheerios reading this shit. LMAO. PUTS ON TSLA!

safest car? longest ev range?(usually) the autopilot.

also for me tesla battery storage is cool. (solar roof cheaper then normal roof?idk if that tru still )

those are alot of things that are for tesla (some for being cheaper + better then competitors.... "better"

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(i have 55 shares of tesla.) bought at 110-140 range.

Bought 2 dozen XL eggs for $6.29 last week. Yes, that’s expensive, but everywhere else is charging a lot more than $3.15 per dozen for large ones. You can’t just buy without checking prices, but generally they are cheaper on most things.

Lol, what savings ?

14 beArs. 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🧸

These are short puts, meaning selling puts being a bullish position.
The only way I can get liquidated is if the stock goes to 0.00

I am a poor and can confirm.

I clarified what my DD stands for

I test drove one and aside from the acceleration, thought it was terrible. For a 100k+ car, the inside is an absolute joke

79 percent at the time of the post, but I am on a laptop and my phone was charging on the pad.

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Can a company make an adapter and use the network? Or aren’t they allowing other EV’s to use them? Or pretty sure Chevron and Shell will have charging networks eventually.

Wrong. Gotta watch it to apply reverse kramer!

Not even that men These fake meat are so crazy unhealthy that anybody with half brain is going to pass a mile away from anything like that

But Elon is his co-pilot.™ Priceless.©®

It’s not that bad, you can go pretty much anywhere on the supercharging network and it’s fairly quick. I have my a8l tdi that gets a 1000mi to a tank if I need to be somewhere in a hurry and am time limited. Otherwise charging calculates to about 20 min every 200 miles driving 85mph

It is only a matter of time before Cramer decides to reverse all of his own Analysis.

Changing the channel with a hammer. Quaint. The King used a Colt .45 ACP. I would use the remote control just saying.

Counterpoint: Every jther store around me has eggs for $5+/dozen, Costco has them for ~$3.00.

The main thing they have is their charging network, which no other auto company has been able to replicate

everytime I think about buying something else I think about going on a trip somewhere and change my mind

read your post again

tell me what objective metrics you used

lol

dont recommend posting rants as dd, thanks

I think you should hold tsla is a odd ball with loyal retail holders it’s pump is going to be worth it

Basically sums up everyone posts about Tesla burning to the ground, up till earnings last week wrecked their narrative

Where the fk have you been the past two years, it's not Costco it's everything everywhere.

I’ve never actually been in one. Makes sense