Glorified veggie burgers that are less healthy that actual meat and cost more than twice as much.

''Covid is over...''

What is this, a trade for ants?

It's a feature not a bug !

Dude. You’re on wallstreetbets. Who cares what people hate’n on or love’n here. It’s a damn gambling subreddit.

Get a buck fiddy hot dog n coke and relax. Maybe a chicken bake too. They make em fresh every day.

I throw a bunch of stock tickers on the floor, set toys on top, and see which one my dog picks

Oh wise and mighty canine of the fates, illucidate the future by ur grace.

[gregorian chanting]

This guy is an IDIOT ^

Ur not fucked per say, but you’re not going to make any money, even if you “make money” it’s not going to be anything worth actually doing these options. If it goes tits up you’ll miss out on massive gains. If it goes down, you’ll lose slightly less than you would just owning shares, but still not worth while.

Or they can raise their prices too and keep the same market share but make more money with that share.

Unfortunately the greedy bastards are all going with option 2.

Why would anyone drink milk anyway? 🤢

I just bought four dozen eggs for $12 or $3/dozen. cheapest place I saw eggs anywhere… OP has never been to Costco.

>Nobody would notice if it got swapped out at a Taco Bell.

They would notice the increase in price

I thought that guy was being investigated from the SEC for pump an dump schemes.

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ROLLS ROYCE. Also don't offend the younger generation because they are ahead of your boomer curve, ESPECIALLY if you're turning to them for advice.

Bruv

A human brain literally has >10 orders of magnitude more processing power than an 'autonomous' vehicle.

Anybody who thinks FSD is is just a matter of more data and lines of code is a fucking idiot.

Oh no 11.99 for a GALLON of orgasmic milk. How will we survive?

Honestly, there's a lot of stupid Costco hate going on here. Their meat is a fantastic deal, and excellent quality, rotisserie chickens for five bucks, gas is the cheapest in town, and if you're not an idiot who impulse buys shit you don't need, you save a bundle on bulk items that are as high quality as name brand. Sure, prices on certain items are probably higher than you're able to find elsewhere, but I guarantee my membership is going to pay for itself like ten times over this year.

Not that young yet, all you could sell is an xbox?? Damn, rather buy yourself food...

Simpler times those days.

Yeah, exactly. Only wealthier people can afford the luxury of being ethical when it comes to feeding themselves and their families.

Stock is still dirt cheap, just buy the stock and hold is my strategy!

Because Amazon keeps it’s earnings low by building it’s moat which its been doing for decades. Warehouses. Planes. Delivery network.

Odds of Roulette 49/49. Odds of WSB 30/69