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Maleficent_Sound_919 t1_j6o0ypu wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Buy 6 blowjobs from wsb members behind Wendy's
FATKEDLUVSCAKE t1_j6o0xay wrote
Reply to comment by Nuclearchurch in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
you have a lot to learn grasshopper. Go long something inexpensive like gopro.
NotAnAmazonAd t1_j6o0w3z wrote
Reply to comment by Nuclearchurch in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Yep, youll end up owing half your paycheck the rest of your life because you cant stop wont stop
tomle4593 t1_j6o0s04 wrote
Reply to comment by pigsgetfathogsdie in Tesla confirms Justice Department investigation into Autopilot by wefarrell
Wen $30k/year/car profit ?
AnbuAntt t1_j6o0rp7 wrote
Reply to comment by Nuclearchurch in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Maybe wait to trade options friend. Can get you into big trouble.
sebastian9876543 t1_j6o0pk5 wrote
Reply to comment by ChickenStripEater in Mercedes vs Tesla Self Driving by mlamping
The new “ok boomer”
[deleted] t1_j6o0nxk wrote
Reply to Well, which is it? by Flying-Scotty-Dog
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fleshlyLoath t1_j6o0nrk wrote
Reply to comment by onlyonebread in Why Do Regarded Retail Think JPOW Will Hike Anything More than 25 BP Tomorrow When Every Other Indicator Says No? by evil-poptart
Ye kinda. Predicting the most plausable option is lame
neeks710 t1_j6o0lfz wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Invest it in FanDuel and double up every day
itsnotthatbad21 t1_j6o0ksi wrote
Reply to comment by Nuclearchurch in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Out of the money 0 days of expiry contracts. Very lucrative if played correctly and cheap. So 30 dollars can get something out of it. Probably the closest thing to lottery tickets you can get when it comes to stocks
JimmyStacks78 t1_j6o0i6y wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Damn a whole $30, u big baller u
PhuckBigMoney t1_j6o0hhp wrote
Reply to Bulls: Shut up and take my money!! by CrackCody
We are selling to willing buyers at fair market prices....so are drug dealers. Now you know where investment banking stands on the list of valued industries in the world.
D4rkhorse27 t1_j6o0goq wrote
Fire Sale Incoming
WanderingSoul323 t1_j6o0djl wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Buy an eight of mushrooms and talk to a triangle.
Stacking-Dimes t1_j6o0bkq wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Mediocre !!!!
Nuclearchurch OP t1_j6o0bgy wrote
Reply to comment by itsnotthatbad21 in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Why’s that
raffa1988 t1_j6o0b7t wrote
Reply to WHAT TO DO ON FOMC Feb 1 '23 by PrinterTrader
Putas means whores in Spanish! I am in!
tehs1mps0ns t1_j6o09ev wrote
Reply to Hedge funds and institutional investors are holding a record net short position against US Treasuries (CFTC data) by Infamous_Sympathy_91
And yet US10Y back down at 3.5% ??
Nuclearchurch OP t1_j6o08c2 wrote
Reply to comment by evilartnboy in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
I’m still trying to understand calls, if I buy them, and they fail do I owe anything?
BreakfastOnTheRiver t1_j6o05ud wrote
Reply to Why Do Regarded Retail Think JPOW Will Hike Anything More than 25 BP Tomorrow When Every Other Indicator Says No? by evil-poptart
Jpow will unzip pants and show slit
ValenciaTrading t1_j6o059z wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Call/Puts- Long only. 35-90 DTE until you hit your numbers. Once you are bank rolling a couple g's then roll that into some blue chips stocks and let it ride.
PrinterTrader OP t1_j6o03lh wrote
Reply to comment by BenefitAutomatic6092 in WHAT TO DO ON FOMC Feb 1 '23 by PrinterTrader
Tomorrow its the dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Nuclearchurch OP t1_j6o01tn wrote
Reply to comment by trackrecord330 in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Okay I’m still trying to understand puts,
specialneedsjohn t1_j6o10nw wrote
Reply to comment by Nuclearchurch in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Stay away from options (puts/calls) Refuses to elaborate further