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Reply to Ken Griffin's Citadel raked in $16 billion in 2022, marking the best year for any hedge fund - What are some of his short positions? by Dazzling-Cicada-2172
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pingforhelp t1_j6o6ga5 wrote
Reply to comment by Federal-Artichoke-73 in The possible has happened to Impossible burger - Laying off 20% staff by greenskew
No lol this only holds true if an already existing animal meat consumer switches to impossible
If a fresh vegan who is not already a bk customer goes and gets an impossible whopper than it doesn't change their demand of animal meat at all and no less animals are slaughtered.
A fresh vegan should avoid bk at all costs because the only way to reduce the number of animals slaughtered is if the business disappears and by giving them any money at all you are preventing that
Whaleoilbefuked t1_j6o6div wrote
Reply to comment by ultrasharpie in I have read equal amounts of regarded Bear and Bull thesiseaze. You regards have left me with no inverse but my own. Find at bottom. by ultrasharpie
We have finally arrived at the infinite loop of inversions. But don’t worry since there is billions of parallel universes in at least one of them you’re making money.
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Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
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mlamping OP t1_j6o698c wrote
Reply to comment by ConBroMitch in Game Theory: The war will end soon, oil will plummet, Biden will get re-elected by mlamping
Funny how you think everything is some complex conspiracy.
You ppl are oblivious
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Reply to comment by VisualMod in BYD and Tesla Top. XPENG just sold 1200 vehicle in two weeks.. in last two by MogamboKushhua468
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VisualMod t1_j6o5x9y wrote
>There is a lot of speculation about Bed Bath & Beyond's future, as the company has been struggling financially in recent years. Some believe that it may eventually go bankrupt, although there is no concrete evidence to support this claim.
ultrasharpie OP t1_j6o5x48 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Manager3185 in I have read equal amounts of regarded Bear and Bull thesiseaze. You regards have left me with no inverse but my own. Find at bottom. by ultrasharpie
hmmmm... are you inversing me or my inverse?
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Reply to WHAT TO DO ON FOMC Feb 1 '23 by PrinterTrader
I’m calling them putas from now on
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SuccessGaming t1_j6o5ve5 wrote
Reply to comment by Electronic_Thanks885 in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Shhhhhh. They are listening
Prescientpedestrian t1_j6o5ufm wrote
Reply to Inverse Cramer or Inverse Wood? by predictany007
You have stumbled upon the inverse paradox. Implosion of the universe eminent. We had a good run
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Reply to Mercedes vs Tesla Self Driving by mlamping
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throwawaytorn2345 t1_j6o5oaq wrote
Electronic_Thanks885 t1_j6o5lqx wrote
Reply to comment by SuccessGaming in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Just say you have experience, duh
clorpussy OP t1_j6o5g4y wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in #ARE what am I missing? by clorpussy
What percentage of their debt is variable rate? Exactly
TeflonShawn42069 t1_j6o5cb9 wrote
Reply to Inverse Cramer or Inverse Wood? by predictany007
Bet on the price staying the same (short strangle). This is a cat with buttered toast strapped to its back.
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gaurav0792 t1_j6o599g wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Alright, let's get some things out of the way, $30 is not a lot.
You can invest that $30, or yolo it on options. In either case, you are unlikely to make a lot of money, and it's probably not worth your time. So, save up , get a few grand and start investing in your 401k plan or a nice safe ETF. Do not come back to this sub. In the long run, you will forget about wsb, look back at what could've been , but you WILL be financially better off.
However, should you decide to not need my 'not financial advice', start by learning the basics.
There are plenty of youtube channels, books and articles that will explain the basics.
Lookup a youtube channel like Kamikaze cash. It's more than decent.
Simple_Carpet_49 t1_j6o5667 wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
This is pretty much exactly what I'm doing right now. I have $40 in a wealthsimple account that I decided to fuck around with to get to learn some basics before I decide If it's something I want to do more of. I' m in Canada, dunno if that makes a difference or not.
I think the first thing I learned was that WSB is full of fucken morons, r/investing is I think the smarter place to go for just learning. I find it boring as hell though, so I like to come here and try to discern patterns from the shit stains left on the walls after these monkeys are done flinging it around.
I bought a piece of a LCID share and a bit of TQQQ cause I think they're safe. I'm brand new at this too though, so I don't know. After that I bought a bunch of penny stocks just to have a lot of moving parts in my 'portfolio' and so I can see what the mechanics of buying and selling them day to day are like.
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At the end of the day, it's just another form of gambling. Are you any good at sports betting? Use those skills. Also, it's $30 go nuts.
Invest0rnoob1 t1_j6o565n wrote
Reply to comment by jbacon47 in So accurate by Njkoskin
They just hired a bunch of people at the irs 🤡
WWSSBB t1_j6o55k0 wrote
Reply to Inverse Cramer or Inverse Wood? by predictany007
Wood is for sure better than Cramer. a shorter period of bad performance
VisualMod t1_j6o6i0e wrote
Reply to Ken Griffin's Citadel raked in $16 billion in 2022, marking the best year for any hedge fund - What are some of his short positions? by Dazzling-Cicada-2172
>That's amazing! I'm so much richer and smarter than everyone else!