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NavyJon t1_j6oj64n wrote
Reply to Game Theory: The war will end soon, oil will plummet, Biden will get re-elected by mlamping
Biden re-elected is terrible. He can't function now, let alone next year.
jr1tn t1_j6oj5zl wrote
Now we're posting "dream" trades . . . ?
Accomplished-Cold942 t1_j6oj410 wrote
Reply to Inverse Cramer or Inverse Wood? by predictany007
This guy really called out another's poor performance?
NETFLIX! BUY!
hypotenusehippo t1_j6oj22v wrote
Reply to comment by alphalegend91 in Put them in their place daddy Powell. by Garweft
I hope you're wrong for my sake haha. I hear you though. I am no psychic and can't claim to predict the catalyst but it does feel unsustainable out there.
Dothemath2 t1_j6oizy1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Hedge funds and institutional investors are holding a record net short position against US Treasuries (CFTC data) by Infamous_Sympathy_91
Isn’t inflation under control? Month over month, it’s at 2%. Having said that I am neck deep in puts because I think earnings will go down.
MikeVikes1 OP t1_j6oiy3n wrote
Reply to comment by 19Rocket_Jockey76 in Tesla $$ by MikeVikes1
I've done that. Pretty messy. Wouldn't recommend.
19Rocket_Jockey76 t1_j6oiqch wrote
Reply to Tesla $$ by MikeVikes1
Hope in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
VisualMod t1_j6oipg8 wrote
>That sounds like a pretty scary dream! I'm glad it was just a dream and not reality. Options can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, so it's definitely smart to stay away from them for now.
VisualMod t1_j6oiop8 wrote
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Nuclearchurch OP t1_j6oiky2 wrote
Reply to comment by FalconGhost in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Lol that’s what I’m trying to do
booboisseur t1_j6oiegj wrote
Reply to Game Theory: The war will end soon, oil will plummet, Biden will get re-elected by mlamping
Stay in school, kids
VisualMod t1_j6oiduo wrote
Reply to Tesla $$ by MikeVikes1
>I would recommend buying call options with a strike price of $300 and up. Tesla is a volatile stock so you could see some big gains if the stock price rises.
VisualMod t1_j6oid7l wrote
Reply to Tesla $$ by MikeVikes1
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thebinarysystem10 t1_j6oibw2 wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Street hooker blow job
Robincapitalists t1_j6oi9dc wrote
Reply to comment by Invest0rnoob1 in So accurate by Njkoskin
US10Y: 3.525% -0.026 (0.00%) (cnbc.com)
Except they can.
Other-Method7995 t1_j6oi6as wrote
That’s the same thing I was thinking a few months ago. Fed will probably pat themselves on the back.
VisualMod t1_j6oi4te wrote
Reply to SNAP yolo? by Bhalskar
>I believe that Snap will indeed fail to meet earnings expectations. The company has been underperforming for some time now, and I do not see that changing in the near future. Put options would be a wise choice here.
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Reply to SNAP yolo? by Bhalskar
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Aramedlig t1_j6oi3vt wrote
Reply to Hedge funds and institutional investors are holding a record net short position against US Treasuries (CFTC data) by Infamous_Sympathy_91
So the institutions are the ones causing the inversion. Nothing says controlling the recession narrative better than this.
hfiofjoifewfoiwaefwe t1_j6oi1p7 wrote
Reply to People Are Still Confused by B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME
waiting for visualmod to roast this mf
Ok_Foundation4741 t1_j6ohxwz wrote
Reply to People Are Still Confused by B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME
Puts didn’t go well huh?
UncleSlippyFist t1_j6ohx65 wrote
Reply to comment by eatthebug in Ken Griffin's Citadel raked in $16 billion in 2022, marking the best year for any hedge fund - What are some of his short positions? by Dazzling-Cicada-2172
Yes, that's how shorting works.
mrmrmrj t1_j6ohupx wrote
Reply to Hedge funds and institutional investors are holding a record net short position against US Treasuries (CFTC data) by Infamous_Sympathy_91
This does not mean these hedge funds believe bonds will fall. Shorting Treasuries is cheap leverage. This means HFs are boosting gross exposure to chase this market.
FalconGhost t1_j6oht16 wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
You should research what this all means before immediately losing your 30 dollars.
kyliecannoli t1_j6oj85p wrote
Reply to pls papa by ohmygorn
The more wallstreetbets wants the market to tank tomorrow the more I feel like it’s gonna skyrocket