Good luck

I'm Joe Noob investor and I'm ready to lose $$$! It's a whole new year and I'm feeling optimistic!

Persian

Oriental?

I think you're confused, Argentina is further south

What the fuck is a stop loss?

OP demonstrates his confusion in his post, by equating "all time lows" with the last two years.

I was short on 20 lots 0 DTE SPY puts but Monday market never made me panic on my position. So that is why I said despite fall market felt calm to me otherwise Gamma spike would have forced me to cut my position

and stocks never rally in a recession?

I'm up around 300% on HND and it's been slowing its climb. I think it'll eventually rebound this year or next once the supply regulates

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Remember 2020 as oil went negative

Kids are back in school now that Covid lockdowns are done, this can only mean user engagement is increasing exponentially due to swapping nude selfies. That’s what SNAP is right? Yep.

So then why was my bill $500 last month. Are they fucking me again?

What's your case for calls?

I hope so, I decided on puts. Not gonna destroy me if I'm wrong but based on the last couple earnings I'm hoping we see that kinda movement, preferably in the negative lol

1. Two separate departments. The trading desk was zero sum.

2. Yes they are lol. The gains and losses come purely at the expense of the counterparty. Liquidity and efficiency isn't relevant to whether the market is zero sum. This is like saying Texas holdem isn't zero sum because there's value in entertainment.

Do the opposite buy calls

Henry Hub Natural Gas Spot Price (Dollars per Million Btu) (eia.gov)

Huh? Where? The current price is above all years (outside of COVID years) going back to a few weeks in 2014.

Are you talking about UNG? (Which isn't natural gas price). Are you talking about LNG prices? Are you talking about Natural Gas Prices outside the US?

If the rat doesnt see its own shadow tomorrow, im playing natural gas long becauae its year 3 of a la niña pattern and if we expect spring where a brutual continuation of winter is FAR more likely, natural gas will be overused vs projections for heating and this will make companies report better than expected returns, driving stock price. Its not smart, its gambling on a groundhog and the weather. Its the most WSB thing i could think of

Campbell Harvey who basically introduced the yield curve as a recession indicator believes this time is a false positive

Hopefully puts print, I just got wrecked on UPS puts

This, stock is destined to crab for a decade.

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Nothing beats this sub for some idiot confidently and condescendingly explaining a “thesis” that amounts to complete bullshit.