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SigmaRemoteWorker t1_j9bpc97 wrote
Cant wait to lose money
flaming_pope t1_j9bpar1 wrote
!remindme 3 days,
IV gonna crush, good entry after drop.
Particular_Arm_8309 t1_j9bp0z9 wrote
Reply to comment by Data_Dealer in Just want to get to the carvana earnings s*** show by rocket_man19
We will see in 3 Days 🙃
The_CrystalSoul t1_j9bouo4 wrote
Reply to comment by GiantEarnings in Just want to get to the carvana earnings s*** show by rocket_man19
Like others here, the suffocation is part of the enjoyment.
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Reply to comment by DYTTIGAF in Just want to get to the carvana earnings s*** show by rocket_man19
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Freenze t1_j9bm7qo wrote
Reply to comment by ejibonnisharshopon in Guys I want to read a book by Hairy-Thought6679
Def will make you super loose in certain places.
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Reply to comment by BedContent9320 in Just want to get to the carvana earnings s*** show by rocket_man19
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Old-Illustrator-5675 t1_j9blanp wrote
Don't worry bro. I'll buy some calls and it'll tank.
NDXP t1_j9bl4tj wrote
Reply to Guys I want to read a book by Hairy-Thought6679
Trading in the zone, I would say
MaverickArchitect t1_j9bkn1q wrote
Reply to Guys I want to read a book by Hairy-Thought6679
Learn index funds and IRA’s. Then unsubscribe to this subreddit. You’re welcome
go_to_YOGA_u_degens t1_j9bjnih wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in Guys I want to read a book by Hairy-Thought6679
My website and intellectual novel is not about you, bot. Your name is visualmod. My character’s name is vizmod. If you were as smart as intelligent as you say, then you would already know that.
DYTTIGAF t1_j9bjlk5 wrote
Carvana isn't in the used car business. They are in the note securitization business (which means they lend money on used cars to consumers who can qualify and bundle those thousands of notes and sell the bundled pile as a financial product).
Carvana needs volume. They need a pipeline of notes and that requires a pipeline of sales. This requires a pipeline of people who can qualify on a 11% car loan that is almost $40,000. This is now a very small percentage of consumers. Most are carrying credit card, mortgage, student loan, and miscellaneous personal debt that could choke a pig.
The Federal Reserve is getting ready to raise rates again in June. Carvana's models worked at 2% interest rates. They don't work at 11%.
Carvana is dead.
Dmartinez8491 t1_j9bj9jz wrote
I'm buying calls so it'll probably crater to $1
Mrtooth12 t1_j9birw4 wrote
I have a feeling that regardless of the outcome of earnings somehow the price will rise, the reason being that there is a lot of hype over carvana
Data_Dealer t1_j9birbu wrote
Reply to comment by Particular_Arm_8309 in Just want to get to the carvana earnings s*** show by rocket_man19
Yes the business model of never making money, even when the used car market is at an all time high is well thought out...
BedContent9320 t1_j9bi0wg wrote
Reply to comment by iWriteYourMusic in Just want to get to the carvana earnings s*** show by rocket_man19
Too many regards on options, shit is wild
Brolaxo t1_j9bhyff wrote
Reply to Wall Street Newsletter S02E07 : Why is there such a disconnect b/w Stock and Bond market? by DesmondMilesDant
i have so much to learn, i could only partly halfass process the info you just gave out.
Dont worry, life is supposed to be hard, cherish the nice moments and follow your goals step by step but always keep having a Finishing line in your ironsights.
BreakfastOnTheRiver t1_j9bhl8i wrote
It will probably do what upstart did on earnings
DesmondMilesDant OP t1_j9bhbvy wrote
Reply to comment by Javier-AML in Wall Street Newsletter S02E07 : Why is there such a disconnect b/w Stock and Bond market? by DesmondMilesDant
How ? Isnt it pretty easy forward that Equity risk premia has gone to historic lows which is stopping markets from having a significant pullback or a bear mkt rally crash.
DesmondMilesDant OP t1_j9bg8cm wrote
Reply to Wall Street Newsletter S02E07 : Why is there such a disconnect b/w Stock and Bond market? by DesmondMilesDant
Correction : I wrote Mr Kuroda will widen the band on 10yr JGB from 25 to 50bps. It should be 50bps to 75bps.
CaaCCeo t1_j9bg42r wrote
Reply to comment by Javier-AML in Wall Street Newsletter S02E07 : Why is there such a disconnect b/w Stock and Bond market? by DesmondMilesDant
There was a quick shock of electricity in my brain but it quickly fizzled away
PreviousReaction2 t1_j9bg0g2 wrote
Reply to comment by BigCawkHamster in Due Diligence: Elon and Suckerberg are monetizing Verified Social media to manipulate Stock market Proof inside by BigCawkHamster
I don’t mean as users, I mean as investors. I’m already off those platforms.
wolley_dratsum t1_j9bfrmm wrote
Reply to comment by ejibonnisharshopon in Guys I want to read a book by Hairy-Thought6679
Of if you do it so your wife thinks you have a job.
Javier-AML t1_j9bej88 wrote
Reply to Wall Street Newsletter S02E07 : Why is there such a disconnect b/w Stock and Bond market? by DesmondMilesDant
Dude, you need like a 100 IQ to read this. Where the fuck you think you are?
SigmaRemoteWorker t1_j9bpe4c wrote
Reply to Just want to get to the carvana earnings s*** show by rocket_man19
Everytime market is closed escobar meme comes to rescue