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If my puts print on Monday, I will quit my finance job in January to pursue my dream. (Will provide proof)
Bear markets are funSubmitted by aquaBluu t3_ybr7h6
Phillies just punched their ticket to the WSSubmitted by drytendies t3_ybutz7
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Elon will take Twitter CEO Role.Submitted by hardikchavda t3_yfevxj
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Messed up pretty bad - fuckSubmitted by wasnotherewas t3_yfzr9d
Maybe they're doing the same thing to ZuckerbergSubmitted by Vast_Bag1329 t3_ygfqm4
Is Walmart the only recession-proof company? It’s missed the last 3 crashes.Submitted by robot_handjob t3_yhgu9d
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Can you guys make room for me by the Wendy's dumpster?Submitted by phathandz t3_yicp7c
Tesla's autopilot software engineers are working for Twitter nowSubmitted by katefromnyc t3_yipnvx
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Holy crap new i-bond just droppedSubmitted by Zachincool t3_yj9toc
BREAKING NEWS: Twitter will not go public again in 5 years because it will be dead by that timeSubmitted by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR t3_yjjigk
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