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NobodyGotTimeFuhDat t1_j2038a2 wrote

Steps to be a North Korean dick-tator:

  1. Be fat.

  2. Point randomly at things while “walking” around.

  3. Make empty threats to destroy America.

  4. Shoot useless missiles into the ocean that don’t work.

  5. Claim victory after shooting useless missiles into the ocean that don’t work.

  6. Refer to step 1.

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