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“Wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

I tried to form a well written pun filled quip for this, but I over-punned myself and now have a headache.

I don't want to live through a special moment every week...

Avatar is not realistic because in reality humans are much more greedy and unconcerned about destroying nature.

You're being downvoted but of course are correct. Just gotta read the short article.

"...where the ISA has granted 17 seabed mining exploration licences."

They will mine there, but not yet.

I heard on good authority it was wind farms disturbing the whales.

Police SLAMED an plot to steal eggs

Clearly got a few Twix up their sleeves

I wish these were the only kinds of crimes we had to worry about 🙃

In the same way, who decided whales get to hog certain frequencies of sound waves? Do they have their own FCC? Can I not play violin because birds might be confused by some of the sounds I make?

Literally Las Vegas in the 90’s

Nope. Cadburys has dumbed down its chocolate here in the UK since Mondelez took control.

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Good work chaps

this ai written titles arrived sooner than i expected

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It’s the principle of the matter

It's such mediocre chocolate since they were bought out, why bother?

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I'm sorry, the only word I can understand is "slam"

we gotta get that money!!!

This is a crime against humanity!

Please tell me they are gonna catch the human trash that did this?

It’s a treaty organization that was created under the UN convention on the law of the sea. It’s job is to regulate the use of the sea bed in accordance with the goals of the treaty: freedom of the seas and protection of the marine environment.