Nowhere in this post have you said that you are not homophobic or racist

Don’t be embarrassed, you were getting sex!

Sounds like you really do need that medication, based on how you view this interaction as a contest. Hope this is a turning point for you

> Someone came in the room

Usually in TIFU posts ain’t Zoom, this related to OP having sex and not knowing they were on video, it unfortunately this is not related to OP having sex and not knowing they were on audio. I wish the opposite will happen for you next time!

Lean into this “mistake”. Next time, pun someone else randomly. Then instead of being creepy, it will look like you just aren’t competent with Zoom, and instead of getting investigated for sexual harassment, you will get training

She can still be your girlfriend, and she legit “goes to another school”

I thought this was gonna be filled with more drama, like accusations and revelations of OP cheating on his wife

Is okay, OP is making dudes with micropenises feel good about their junk

Yeah, but how your abs look? Worth it to go again?

> I couldn’t think of any reason for someone to come inside

Except for the 2 of you trying to come inside :) You do you, sis

> having to go home early

This is the bright side!

Your friends are ridic, but also tiktok trends are stupid

> in the college music room

I am expecting a rusty trombone to have factored int this event

> my rod is above average

What size we talking about?

That’s what happens when you kneed to jerk off

They can’t get your address through the ip address

> my crush moved away

Here’s what would be cute. Next time you are video chatting, stand up your phone on a table/desk/whatever, take a few steps back, turn on a song, then start dancing. It really ham it up and be ridiculous. She will start laughing and asking you what you’re doing. Then you can say that you regretted not dancing with her at prom, so you’re making up for it now. There can be only 3 outcomes:

1. she thinks it’s sweet and watches you be silly, which brightens her day

2. she thinks it’s fun, then gets up and dances also, which brightens her and your day

3. she realizes that she wish she could’ve danced with you at prom too, gets up and dances also, and then after the dance, the ice is broken and the two of you talk about how you felt at prom and....maybe how you feel about each other now

This can really work, OP

> probably just to find some of my clothes to wear

Do you and she wear the same size? And even if so a 40F is comfortable wearing the clothing style of a teenager?

If the checks weren’t cashed, it’s not like they’re going to pay twice, you can ask for a new check

You shouldn’t be trying to pick up kids, who are you, Matt Gaetz?

You didn’t give her your snap

you missed getting the clap

Sonow all you can do is fap

It’s never too late to be a lesbian!

Mac n cheese always brings out the fierce, I like the traditional elbow macaroni and four cheese with breadcrumbs on top, who wants to debate?

Sometime people come into our lives for a brief moment and depart when their purpose is fulfilled, that seems to be the case here. Maybe his purpose was to teach you the value of a friendship? Be grateful for what you had with him, even if you can’t have it again and think of him fondly

Try to make it up to him and explain that you mentioned the priest was hot because you want to get him in the threesome that your boyfriend had always asked about