Is this story the reason for the teardrops on your guitar?

Yes, HIV can be spread through blowjob

Wait, so the boys are planning to do a kissing booth and you should try it out? Like, you should pay then $1 to kiss them?

I guess there were no prunes in the Thanksgiving meal

> this is America, and we speak English here

And

> blabbers on in Korean

And

> slapping her on the face

You’re lucky you created this account 2 minutes ago to post this story and that it’s not easily connected to you, because I know where you were on January 6, 2021

Trying to build an audience for OF pages (see OP’s post history)

I was hoping for a Telenovela, much more dramatic

Max Power! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pfy9Wzj1ROA

> flattening my big mac

This sounded sexual, but this post was not sexual :(

Did you eat the Big Mac anyway? It was the same food, just different shape

Say that you meant “drivers” in the IT software definition of the word

What kind of job are you looking for?

> after like 3 hours I noticed that my PIN code wasn’t showing

Wait, aren’t log ins and log outs time stamped? Surely someone would look into that and see that your coworker “logged out” 3 hours late and you “logged in” 3 hours late and they would do a deeper investigation

This post remind me of this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

No such thing as too much weed, my friend

TIFU having furious anal with a furry

FIFY

I hope he has to raise your child

Good luck, friend

You may now put “great at follow up” in the Skills section of your resume

Here’s the plan. I know you already apologized, but take a step back, and a week or so away from everyone, and then comeback and apologize again, but tell them how you will change (like not drinking again) to ensure it doesn’t happen again. And tell them that you understand how they feel and you are willing to work on your relationships with them , and you know it will take time, but they are important to you and you hope that they will give you another chance. This type of genuine reflection on your actions, as well as a plan to improve in the future, are the ingredients for true everlasting friendship and show that you are serious. Good luck

Good luck, man! I hope she comes back in a week or two and you two can hit it off

> then my dog licked my poop

Soon your dog will essentially shit our your poop, which you then will have to lick to complete the circle

Unless your erect dick is visible in the picture, or you’re doing a reach around to grab some side boob, you have little to worry about. People pose like this with friends and strangers all the time

Bad timing after all these shootings at LGBTQ clubs

> was waiting for her mom to pick them up. She asked me if I wanted to go home with her

You turned down a threesome with a girl and her mom?

> Eithe she got fired, or insufficient creeped her out enough to quit

You’re jumping to conclusions. You didn’t say out loud that you and she smoked while she was on shift before. (And if the owners yelled at her for smoking on her free time, then fuck them) And based on your story, it doesn’t seem like she was creeped out and not enough to throw her job away to get away from you. More likely you misinterpreted cues and she’s not really into you and wasn’t flirting seriously and just left for a new job and didn’t care to let you know. Or maybe she got COVID.

Also, it’s Thanksgiving, maybe she went on vacation or to visit her family or friends or boyfriend. You should ask the new cashier if he or she is the new regular, and where the person before them went