AcrobaticSource3
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j68kzag wrote
Reply to comment by ozaku7 in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
Lots of dudes I know wear shorts or sweats all the time so they can have uncompressed genitals.
Also, “Uncompressed Genitals” is a great name for a band
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j68jxbx wrote
Reply to comment by JaimeEtc in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
Lol, so you have met my sister
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66mxmt wrote
Reply to Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza. by Junior-Ranger6861
> one of those things that are for the younger generation
What? Pizza has existed for centuries. What were the toppings, avocado toast and Tide pods?
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66mqk5 wrote
It’s Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66m6db wrote
> legs started to go numb which is my usual sign that it’s time to get off the pot
I thought an empty asshole is the sign to get off the pot
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66luu7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nude panties to bed by Affectionatecello
In your defense, Culver’s is the best
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66lpfb wrote
He doesn’t know about it, he was too focused on masturbating in his bed next to yours at the same time.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66kbs5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking coffee that's been expired for 2 months (vomit mentions, sorry) by [deleted]
It was either gonna shoot out of your mouth or out of your ass...I think you gent the better one
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j61x9s0 wrote
I do think understand, does he give you BJ’s on the reg?
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5wvt1y wrote
Reply to TIFU by over sharing at work by urbeing2loud
Update with news of whether he got the job
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5p0w7y wrote
I’ve never had something this exciting happen on vacation!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5p0ija wrote
> Might get fired
You also might get promoted!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5myvzc wrote
Reply to TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk by [deleted]
I’m sure this questionable story from an account created a few hours ago is legit
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5mykwu wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my pillow by Kaia-Lilly
Are you worried about mildew growing in the core of the pillow since it’s been wet for a bunch of days now?
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5dnt6k wrote
You seem sweet, there will be lots of guys eager to be your boyfriend
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5dnl52 wrote
Next time you see his mom say this: “Me gusta chupar los huevos de tu hijo toda la noche”
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j5dndvf wrote
Reply to comment by Shawaii in TIFU by getting stuck in the mountains of New Mexico by oldsoul334578
But isn’t it frigging hot during the summer?
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j58hbh2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking my friend out by TIFOOMERANG
Maybe she’s a Wendy’s sort of girl
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j56u1rr wrote
Reply to comment by randomkid937195 in Tifu by being mad at my dad by [deleted]
Why did you have to rush? It’s not like your dad was talking to you, so you had free time
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j53n17y wrote
> we have enough people to switch positions everyday for about two weeks without anybody being on the same position twice
This is also true in the porn industry
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j53mpe0 wrote
Reply to comment by HFGuy9999 in TIFU by accruing $145 in long distance call charges for a job interview by idoescompooters
To get more use out of the suit, you should go to more weddings or funerals. You don’t even have to know the families, if anyone asks, just say you need to use the suit
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j53mcbi wrote
> a lot of moving parts
There sure where, literally and figuratively
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j53la3m wrote
Reply to comment by stitcherfromnevada in TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying by damndarling
> It was not held against me
Wait, I thought anything you say can and would be used against you in a court of law
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j4ss401 wrote
You can compare a lot of things to the Holocaust if you think about it, though I don’t advise it
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j68ln04 wrote
Reply to comment by Capable-Site-301 in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
This is a sexy story, but I want to know how she reacted after you came and when your penis shrunk. Sis she think she killed it?