AcrobaticSource3 t1_j7xhg46 wrote on February 10, 2023 at 2:25 AM

Reply to TIFU by not scrolling to the bottom of the email by plantanus69

> my fellow Americans

USA! USA ! USA!

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j7mohmn wrote on February 7, 2023 at 10:19 PM

Reply to TIFU by Sending a Confidential Email to the Entire Company by CriticalCrit

At least you didn’t send the confidential email to a competing company!

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j7dgvv6 wrote on February 5, 2023 at 11:57 PM

Reply to comment by Difficult_Let_1953 in TIFU By accidentally calling my husband racist slur while flirting by busted_on_reddit

But did she want to suck on your face? If so, that could make for a lively evening

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j79rdnc wrote on February 5, 2023 at 4:06 AM

Reply to TIFU by messing up my relationship with my best friend by Show-Representative

The fact that you call her your best friend even though she didn’t talk to you, much less be your best friend, for 8 of the 10 years accounted for in this story means that you are too obsessed with her

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j7072oj wrote on February 3, 2023 at 3:08 AM

Reply to comment by bkarst5 in TIFU by smelling a stain by disgurstingshiit

“What’s the deal with guys who don’t clean their assholes?”

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pgc5w wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:34 PM

Reply to TIFU by being scammed and 4 times by callgirl and blackmailed by [deleted]

This doesn’t sound like a lot of money is involved so if the scammer wants to take you to small claims court, let him. Then when you show up, say, “Small claims? Obviously not for me!” Then unzip,and show everyone your big claim. And then everyone will clap

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pfvw3 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:31 PM

Reply to tifu by labeling something with my initials by Sayomi_Koneko

The regional manager who got mad must be jealous because he’s shooting blanks

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pf9bi wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:26 PM

Reply to TIFU by having my secret leaked by RhubarbParticular736

You have only one option: develop a Getting Mauled kink so when they maul you at least you enjoy it

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pez6j wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:24 PM

Reply to TIFU by being horny at the gym with my bf by svckmyd1ck

> notice a guy who’s in one o fly college classes

In the next class meeting, his hand won’t be the only thing he raises

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6pe27w wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

Reply to TIFU by getting my snapchat locked by [deleted]

holy shit

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6lf7cq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:44 AM

Reply to TIFU by asking my dad for McDonald’s his told me he’d get me by [deleted]

The thing you call an FU in this post is you asking for McDonalds? Not everything else that is the actual FUBAR (and not by you)?

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6kr56m wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:43 AM

Reply to comment by ShitBritGit in TIFU by measuring the size of my face with my fingers and getting caught! (M20) by [deleted]

Croissants would be an excellent new unit of measurement

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6kq1jr wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:35 AM

Reply to comment by Tpk08210 in TIFU by accidentally kissing my friend by Silent-Minion-8281

*she and I

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6kp7kh wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:29 AM

Reply to TIFU by introducing my family to death note by Mission-Handle-9033

You have good taste in anime for someone who doesn’t watch it much!

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6kp2e1 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:28 AM

Reply to TIFU buy pulling my eyes at the asian waitress by Independent-Yak9490

Try to buy some blue light glasses, they help with the glare when staring at a computer for long periods

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6jf6bv wrote on January 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM

Reply to TIFU by telling my friend’s crush he liked her after he outed this other guy in work by [deleted]

John is an asshole for outing Ben, full stop. Your thing about John is just a weird misunderstanding. But, the important part is that John sucks as a human being