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Reply to [WP] A vampire, a werewolf, a demigod, and a zombie come together one day for a human movie marathon. The first movie they watched? Twilight. by Equal-Researcher-329

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Reply to [WP] The newly discovered planet "Earth" exhibits all the telltale signs of a rogue AI overlord (unhealthy long working hours, optimization for profit, widespread unhappiness, etc). But when you arrive to free them, there is no AI to destroy. by Glitch_twice_002

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Reply to Stop. Looking. At. Me by rr_all_01

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Reply to Dont mind me, I am just busy printing these up to covertly include with the candy we are handing out tomorrow night. by wsotw

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Reply to [CW] Smash 'Em Up Sunday: Mad Libs XII by Cody_Fox23

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Reply to [WP] Your dear pet is ill and as a last resort you summon a demon to heal them. What you did not expect was for the demon to be equally concerned for the wellbeing of the animal before any contract was signed. by Shadrak_Meduson

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Reply to [WP] Six adults are left to rebuild society: the nerd, the jock, the mean girl, the quiet person, the snob and the bossy guy. The rest of humanity is wiped. Somehow, these people managed to work together to re-build. Describe the journey. by Crystal1501

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Reply to [WP] If it wasn’t the other side the chicken wished to get to, then what was it about the road which needed crossing? by GhostOfNaturEstuary

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Reply to comment by Danarwal14 in Dedham savings needs to calm tf down by defariasdev

This one time I saw A-Rod leaving a hotel. So I yell "A-Rod you fucking suck!" He turned around and was all pissed off. He started towards me and i Kept yelling. Then all of a sudden Jeter grabs and stops him. He still looked pissed off. I think I broke him that day. Cause after that he started hitting the roids even harder than usual, and then got busted.

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Reply to [WP] The kingdoms greatest warrior became an absolute recluse and now the new generation thinks he is just some old nutjob. But he goes back to his ranks when he is needed most. by DarthVader3158

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