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Reply to [WP] "Are there any spirits with me in this room right now?" The Ouija board moves to 'Yes.' "Okay good, 'cause rent is due, and you need to fork over your share." The Ouija board spells out, 'F U C K.' by Affectionate_Bit_722

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Reply to [WP] You are a pet with some rather salty opinions about the people your owner has been dating lately by hogw33d

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