BreakfastBeerz
BreakfastBeerz t1_iy94fnz wrote
Reply to comment by LeaveNoStonedUnturn in LPT: Keep your Christmas trees watered! A dry tree is far more likely to catch fire and will burn significantly faster than a properly hydrated tree. by McVeeth
This "fact" has been attributed as being sourced from the Royal Society for the Preventation of Accidents. However, there is no record of the RoSPA ever actually claiming that. It shows up no where on their website and no website that mentions it as a link to the RoSPA as a source.
That "fact" is made up.
BreakfastBeerz t1_iy8jd5f wrote
Reply to LPT: When buying/renting a home with a partner/friend, create a unique email account for that home and forward emails to your individual emails by theonlybuster
Why not just setup the autoforward for just the things you need instead of an account that forwards everything? You'll end up with a fraction of the spam/junk mail and you don't have to worry about 2 factor authentication.
BreakfastBeerz t1_iy3ho5a wrote
Reply to Your eyeballs will probably never touch another person’s eyeballs. (I hope). by JuiceAggressive3437
A girlfriend of mine and I used to do that in high school..... I honestly don't know why or what even started it or have ever heard of it since.
BreakfastBeerz t1_ixtktuo wrote
Reply to comment by pioneertele in LPT: If your microwave dies, donate the glass tray before throwing out the appliance. Someone has broken theirs and will love finding it at a thrift store. by pioneertele
No you didn't. You broke yours, went to the thrift shop hoping to find one, didn't, and are now trying to get internet points for thinking you have a good idea.
You are literally the only person on this planet that has ever thought to donate a microwave tray to a thrift shop and are the only person to have gone to a thrift shop looking for a microwave tray.
BreakfastBeerz t1_ixtkb4s wrote
Reply to LPT: If your microwave dies, donate the glass tray before throwing out the appliance. Someone has broken theirs and will love finding it at a thrift store. by pioneertele
Who breaks the glass tray? Also, if someone were to break the glass tray, why wouldn't they just contact the manufacturer for a replacement? If I were to break the glass try why would I think to look at a thrift shop for a replacement? If I were a thrift shop, why would I keep said glass tray so it can take up space and not throw it out?
This is probably the worst LPT I've read
BreakfastBeerz t1_iwwmamv wrote
Yeah, no. That isn't what happened.
BreakfastBeerz t1_iw7g83n wrote
Reply to comment by allyouneedare6cats in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
I've changed my nieces diapers, I've seen her naked until she was probably 5 or 6 years old. She's older now and physically mature, but she's still a child in my eyes, and a family member. Seeing her naked now would be entirely a non-issue, I wouldn't see her any differently than had I seen my own kids naked.
BreakfastBeerz t1_iuigkvm wrote
Reply to LPT: Pointing a regular fan at drying clothes indoors massively speeds up process in wet season by Intertubes_Unclogger
You're not American, are you?
BreakfastBeerz t1_itkyvp2 wrote
Reply to comment by asdaaaaaaaa in Michigan family of 4 who went missing for a week has been found by wwabc
I find it weird though that the wife and kids went along with it. The kids were old enough to know better, between the 3 of them I'd think one of them would have done something.
BreakfastBeerz t1_isgpp5g wrote
Reply to TIL: Sperms were thought to move by wiggling their tails side-to-side, like eels, for 350 years. But research shows that they roll as they move forward like a spinning top. by vect77
Another interesting thing about them, they don't actually "swim" like they are commonly depicted. It's not a race upstream to the egg. Sperm are mobile, but their movement is entirely random, they don't know what they are looking for. They just move around and eventually one of them finds the egg. It's actually tiny muscle contractions in the lining of the female reproductive system that move the sperm up to the egg. Kinda like a bunch of blindfolded sheep getting pushed through a field by a shepherd.
BreakfastBeerz t1_iye8sfv wrote
Reply to LPT: When you get a new lock, buy a new house, or something like that always save one of the keys for future copies. This can be the safety key you leave with someone, but the point is never to use it, so when you do wear down your key, you make a replacement with the pristine one. by pSilver68932
So what you're saying is.... use the spare key as a
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a spare key?