The bride is getting married. It's HER day. She doesn't owe anyone an invitation. It's her day to plan how she wishes.

Liquids like sweat from sleeping on top of an electric blanket? Okay.

You're saying don't cite a source that can easily be manipulated to show false information? Imagine that!

You either have to conform to her levels on this or it won't work. She will not lower her standards and if you resent doing it her way, you'll resent her and your feelings will become toxic.

Been there, done that.

I'm down for that. I'll use a spoon and wash it. Now, it's your turn again :). I'm all about malicious compliance.

I'm pretty sure this is HORRIBLE advice. Electric blankets can cause heat stroke and fires. Putting it under your body would seem to only make it worse.

Hopefully, your wife will find a man that values her more than he values being an alcoholic.

The best way to not seem like an alcoholic is to... Wait for it... Not be an alcoholic.

I've found the opposite in regards to women. That whole shaved nonsense leads to a fishy odor. With hair, it's more of a musk scent if there is a scent.

Instead of downloading it immediately, you could just write it down and the information won't be lost forever.

Your phone isn't a great cooking device. You might try an oven.

I don't hear voices, no.

Flashlights and fuel for a fireplace if you have one.

If you're hearing voices in your head, seek professional help.

Do you sharpen his crayons for him too?

But he posted a life PRO tip. He's a pro at life. We must follow his absolutely simpleton advice!

Thank you for the advice, incel.

So, to keep from hearing the neighbors go at it, fill the wall with moth wings?

LPT: If you've never sucked a "tittie", don't make a LPT telling others what it feels like. Trust me, kid, that ain't what it feels like. Go back to watching male bodybuilders and fantasize about sucking their biceps.

If someone you know is close, call them over and say "hey Bob, have you met Cindy" and walk off :)

Pikes (the fish) have sharp teeth. Be careful when trying to cum down the pike.

I think you're trying to say that they make good rags for cleaning handies. Your mom knows why the socks crunch.

Yes, definitely put a phone number on your lock screen so people in the bar see it and call it to be funny. It can't possibly be a bad idea.

Back then, there was the Microsoft Works suite, but businesses typically used word perfect, lotus 1-2-3, and dBASE.

The only other possible contender would have been the OS ran by Tandy COCOs, but they were largely going downhill by 1988. Linux was first released in 1991 (per wikipedia).

Apple had a sales program called "Apple for Teachers", which was a discount program designed to get teachers to buy into the Apple/Mac ecosystem. They had a unique position over Microsoft in that they sold the hardware and operating system as a package (that only they could sell). There were several early manufacturers of PCs, including IBM, Zenith, Compaq, Dell, Gateway, and a myriad of private label store brands (they might not all have existed in 1988, but they were close).