DroolingSlothCarpet
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j15m76l wrote
Reply to comment by Kennster77 in LPT - email yourself gift ideas by lastMinute_panic
When it'll be reposted yet again.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j153e14 wrote
Reply to LPT - email yourself gift ideas by lastMinute_panic
Four days until Christmas.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_izlh52f wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: unless you're super attractive, tinder won't work for you as a guy by [deleted]
The muskellunge is trolling like he's a lake trout.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iziuykz wrote
Reply to LPT - Before a dentist appointment, stretch your jaw wide open to make it a much more comfortable experience. by Razoire
Does this work for proctology visits as well?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyf1nr1 wrote
Reply to comment by MrDreamzz_ in LPT - If you watch a street artist… by thedukeof96
They would stop if people stopped paying.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyf1f8a wrote
Reply to comment by MrDreamzz_ in LPT - If you watch a street artist… by thedukeof96
>They should be paid
Why.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyf140t wrote
Reply to LPT - If you watch a street artist… by thedukeof96
LPT Request: I play nonsense music in downtown Manhattan and, y'all are not tipping as much as I expect.
Please, give me more for doing something you didn't ask for.
FTFY
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyezkrz wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished-Cress72 in LPT Request: What are some ways you’ve found that makes cleaning showers/baths the easiest? by Accomplished-Cress72
Amazon is evil.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyevq1w wrote
>In case you aren’t lucky enough to live in a place that serves hot water, just give it a shot.
W H A T ❓
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyetv94 wrote
Reply to comment by Miserable_Drink_1662 in LPT: Don't post LPTs that you yourself have never tried. by giblfiz
I'm really pissed off. I work hard for that title.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyeold1 wrote
Reply to comment by mrskasady07 in LPT: if your car is making a random noise... Clean the garbage out the inside first! by mrskasady07
Apologies unnecessary. Thank you for your sacrifice.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyemtd6 wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Is there a way to reheat french fries while keeping them soft? by feministsnarker
I don't understand. By your own acknowledgement:
>I don't want them now.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyeh6n5 wrote
Reply to LPT: If the company you work for offers sick pay, now is the time to use it... or lose it by Toxic_N_Wasted
Yet again another post where the OP has no clue about what they're posting about.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyefmer wrote
You know that I know that you know this is nonsense.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iyefgjs wrote
Reply to LPT Request: What are some ways you’ve found that makes cleaning showers/baths the easiest? by Accomplished-Cress72
Buy a tub cleaner and follow the directions.
It's really that easy.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iye7c95 wrote
Reply to comment by TheAngelMutants in LPT: Don't post LPTs that you yourself have never tried. by giblfiz
To call the posts here nonsensical garbage is disrespectful to nonsensical garbage.
Apologize.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iye6zhd wrote
Reply to comment by Justme100001 in LPT: When travelling and in charge of multiple passports (such as a parent holding them for kids), assign and attach a different coloured paper clip to the front cover of each. It makes it super easy to identify whose is whose without having to open it to the picture page. by travelingsoul83
French or Canadian?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iye532x wrote
Reply to comment by LuvCilantro in LPT: When travelling and in charge of multiple passports (such as a parent holding them for kids), assign and attach a different coloured paper clip to the front cover of each. It makes it super easy to identify whose is whose without having to open it to the picture page. by travelingsoul83
>My cross-body purse is safer than anybody's backpack, back pocket or shirt pocket as it has inner zipped compartments
So do backpacks
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iydx84u wrote
Reply to LPT: When travelling and in charge of multiple passports (such as a parent holding them for kids), assign and attach a different coloured paper clip to the front cover of each. It makes it super easy to identify whose is whose without having to open it to the picture page. by travelingsoul83
Two at the gate, one being an adult?
Two at customs, one being an adult?
Hand over both passports. It's that simple.
Why are people constantly trying to reinvent the wheel.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iydltfj wrote
Reply to comment by DroolingSlothCarpet in LPT: If you're needing to verify the accuracy of your scale and can't find a nickel close by, just use two pennies, they weigh 5 grams just the same. by KnownEmergency00
u/KnownEmergency00 replied to your comment in r/LifeProTips ·
No, it just makes you one of the insufferable assholes I mentioned previously. Go head first into the shallow end somewhere, eh? Amateur?? 🖕
You post a pro tip that's flat out wrong, we call you out on it and that makes us insufferable assholes.
I see.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iydkm1k wrote
Reply to LPT: how does PTO work by jajajajajess
Your best effort here would be to speak directly with your manager.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iydhdad wrote
If only you knew what you were talking about.
Hint: You don't. Cops do not have quotas, they can write as many tickets as they wish.
Bonus:
>Protip: Cops have monthly
Pro tip
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iydgtdm wrote
Reply to LPT: When you get a new lock, buy a new house, or something like that always save one of the keys for future copies. This can be the safety key you leave with someone, but the point is never to use it, so when you do wear down your key, you make a replacement with the pristine one. by pSilver68932
Someone doesn't know how locks and keys work.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iycrpz5 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're needing to verify the accuracy of your scale and can't find a nickel close by, just use two pennies, they weigh 5 grams just the same. by KnownEmergency00
>just use two pennies, they weigh 5 grams just the same.
Unfortunately this is not true and that makes your tip, amateur.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j15vuck wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How do you say "Yes" if someone asks if they're being annoying? by eiriee
You say yes.
I can't understand why this is so difficult.