DroolingSlothCarpet
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2b3790 wrote
Reply to LPT: Play Tennis by Kule7
>A study done by the Copenhagen City Heart Study (CCHS) and published in Mayo Clinic Proceedings followed 8,577 people
Perhaps you are unaware how easy it is to get a study published.
Perhaps you don't understand that 8,577 is an insignificant number.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2an6i9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Ostrich_5929 in LPT: make a server or bartender friend for at least a year. by Ok_Ostrich_5929
You do realize that that type of job is not intended to make an actual living off of, correct?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2agf0z wrote
Reply to comment by Marve99 in LPT: make a server or bartender friend for at least a year. by Ok_Ostrich_5929
Life seems to be giving them a good slap to the face.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2afggb wrote
You worked as a server and didn't even understand your minimum wage.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j29w1wa wrote
If you have a small mouth, buy a small toothbrush.
If you don't eat a lot skip the dinner plates and just eat off salad plates.
If you're a midget, don't drive around it in an Escalade.
What kind of silliness is this?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j29v8fn wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How to get rid of dandruff? by ImThour
Dandruff shampoo.
Oiling?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j29ulws wrote
Always repost copy pasta for karma.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j29udux wrote
Reply to LPT: Americans here, have you met this kind of WhatsApp/SMS scam? If so, here’s a brilliant tip how to mess with them by iFoegot
Someone doesn't understand fishing for working numbers.
This doesn't even come close to being a stupid life tip.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j286gxk wrote
Reply to LPT - As a meddling professor, I urge my students to try making dinner for a date. It is amazing to see the goodwill that is created by a jar of pasta sauce and some noodles. by the_undertow
>As a meddling professor, I urge my students to try making dinner for a date
>The trope of a professor dating a student is hyperbole. It is minimal and immaterial.
>Goodwill = some sort of appreciation.
What the hell.
u/the_undertow it's my opinion that you're a mooching shark, swimming in the pool of youth you can manipulate for your desires.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j26s7ft wrote
Reply to comment by betcher73 in LPT - If told you are being hired for a job, before accepting, ask to review any docs you'll be expected to sign when you show up. by BE33_Jim
Oh, I understand. Have confidence in that.
Nonsense is akin to jibber jabber and that is what this post is.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j26rtnq wrote
Reply to comment by betcher73 in LPT - If told you are being hired for a job, before accepting, ask to review any docs you'll be expected to sign when you show up. by BE33_Jim
Luck I don't need. What the world needs is less nonsense and this post is nonsense.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j26oip8 wrote
Reply to comment by betcher73 in LPT - If told you are being hired for a job, before accepting, ask to review any docs you'll be expected to sign when you show up. by BE33_Jim
I could have but then I'd be lying.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j26nzfy wrote
Reply to comment by betcher73 in LPT - If told you are being hired for a job, before accepting, ask to review any docs you'll be expected to sign when you show up. by BE33_Jim
Whatever.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j266ob2 wrote
Reply to LPT: reading about these storms, always keep your vehicle fully charged/full of fuel when a storm is headed your way. If you have to go out, it could save your life. by Blueswift82
these storms
You mean the storms that everybody knew was coming, that everybody had plenty of time to prepare for?
Those storms?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j266gua wrote
Reply to LPT: when looking at reviews for an online purchase, sort by "Most Recent", instead of "Top Reviews" by ajmacbeth
When posting on LPT don't copy pasta.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j25punj wrote
Reply to LPT - If told you are being hired for a job, before accepting, ask to review any docs you'll be expected to sign when you show up. by BE33_Jim
Since you made a list, why not just expect the items on that list?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j250bee wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted]
Better yet, don't be an entitled child.
Pay your way.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2502oh wrote
Reply to LPT: Did buy a new shower head and instantly lose water pressure? Remove the regulator! by scobeavs
This is copypasta for karma.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j24gsed wrote
Reply to LPT: If you think you might get lucky on a given day, drink extra water. Nothing kills the mood quicker than a leg cramp. by TanneriteAlright
Northern hemisphere is in winter and yet the drink water posts continue.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j23yjky wrote
Reply to LPT: cancel your subscriptions before the end of the year. reset, commit to new (or same) subscriptions… you may even get as discount. by tioLechuga
LPT: Don't repost for karma.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j23vlbj wrote
Reply to comment by LrnFaroeseWthBergur in LPT: To get a playing card off a table, don't use your nails. Press your thumb on the corner and lift it. Works every time by [deleted]
But how does it provide someone with significant life improvement?
We're talking about playing cards.
That's in the sidebar.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j23qkbo wrote
Reply to LPT: When making a doctors (or other health professional) appointment, make a brief note in your calendar about what it was for. by _unknown_username
I can't imagine someone making a doctor's appointment and forgetting what it was for.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j23qhpq wrote
Reply to comment by TurdBurgular03 in LPT: To get a playing card off a table, don't use your nails. Press your thumb on the corner and lift it. Works every time by [deleted]
My guess would be you're not assembled proper.
Just a guess.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j23q6xr wrote
Reply to LPT: To get a playing card off a table, don't use your nails. Press your thumb on the corner and lift it. Works every time by [deleted]
Next up: Squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2d53rv wrote
Reply to LPT: In newyear instead of getting expensive Gym membership, just buy 30$ worth of dumbbells, this will also keep you in habit of excercise by [deleted]
It's new year, gym should not be capitalized and you forgot a period
Otherwise, how does this keep you in habit?
Overall this is a poorly worded post that doesn't even qualify as an amateur tip.