DroolingSlothCarpet
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu78zf5 wrote
Reply to comment by MK41144 in LPT: Create a free throwaway email account and use it for everything except your banking and your family. This account will end up with all the spam and your "real" email account will be protected. by Aragona36
That's exactly what OP is telling us.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu7733o wrote
Reply to comment by EtOHMartini in LPT: go fuck your mother by [deleted]
You should concern yourself with pediatric fatalities on Halloween.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu70x4g wrote
Reply to LPT: Next time you’re at a hotel and you really like the bedding, before you leave, strip the sheets. That way you’re helping out the cleaners and you can take pictures of the labels so you can order yourself a set. by [deleted]
You do realize that textile manufacturers make specific runs for specific hospitality groups, yes?
There's even mattress, pillow manufacturers who make special runs of which the every day consumer cannot buy.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu6xibz wrote
Reply to comment by silasoulman in LPT — Boycott Twitter by silasoulman
You have a better chance at getting a seat on a SpaceX launch than taking down Shitter Twitter.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu6uhey wrote
Reply to comment by silasoulman in LPT — Boycott Twitter by silasoulman
Program.
Get with it.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu6tmoi wrote
Reply to LPT — Boycott Twitter by silasoulman
>make Elon’s $40 billion purchase worth $0.
Life doesn't work that way.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu5javm wrote
Reply to comment by Brave_Forever_6526 in LPT: Add a piece of silver to your milk jug. The antibacterial properties will make the milk last a couple weeks past its expiration date. by bratman33
No, they wouldn't.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu552n0 wrote
Reply to comment by NaturalSelectorX in LPT: create a Label or Flag for external mail on your company email to both organize emails and catch Phishing attempts from your IT department by westbee
Yes but with domain names, not Gmail.com
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu53ybe wrote
Reply to LPT: create a Label or Flag for external mail on your company email to both organize emails and catch Phishing attempts from your IT department by westbee
Your corporate email is through Gmail?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu53mwn wrote
Reply to comment by bratman33 in LPT: Add a piece of silver to your milk jug. The antibacterial properties will make the milk last a couple weeks past its expiration date. by bratman33
>Why do businesses that profit off of dairy not recommend this or sell products related to it? Probably just because it’s bad business.
Seriously?
You're telling us grocery stores are to sell chunks of silver, post signs with this information?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu53bz7 wrote
Reply to LPT: Add a piece of silver to your milk jug. The antibacterial properties will make the milk last a couple weeks past its expiration date. by bratman33
Two to ten days, so read several online links. Perhaps you can add one that tells:
>a couple weeks past its expiration date.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu4fh20 wrote
Reply to LPT: if you can’t find the motivation to brush your teeth at night (or morning), use mouth wash instead. by [deleted]
>. i didn’t grow up knowing proper hygiene
They start teaching this in kindergarten.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu1se66 wrote
Reply to LPT: Bring peppermint oil and a small spray bottle with you when traveling to deal with odors. by Istorosa
Would you be mixing this with the local water that...smells?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iu1s929 wrote
Reply to LPT If someone wants to bet you they can do something, add balance to the risk by telling them you bet the same amount they can’t. by [deleted]
Seems someone doesn't understand betting.
You should have posted this in r/Duh.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itxjaid wrote
Reply to LPT: Eat your burger upside down. by 8nf8n8te1ncome
Another day, another post about eating one's burger upside down.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_ituskvx wrote
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itshiq5 wrote
Reply to comment by AoOoBoOoCo in LPT: Using Vics Vapor Rub on a hemroid will change your life. by [deleted]
I was mistaken in commenting. Read the sidebar, rule 6.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itrw54l wrote
Reply to LPT: if you wear a suit and tie (or just a tie), and have a belly, get an extra long tie. by hawkinsst7
This is not a LPT.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itqv4go wrote
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itp7npu wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're camping and forget to bring a starter log or lighter fluid, you can soak one log with alcohol-based sanitizer as a fire starter. Most places have hand sanitizer dispensers due to COVID. by [deleted]
LPT: Understand how to build a fire, how to find, harvest and prepare tinder and kindling.
Additional LPT: Wood doesn't burn. Look it up.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itnetko wrote
Reply to comment by Future_Cake in LPT: wash your new clothes before wearing for first time. need not be with detergents but a simple light wash with water and very less detergents will be enough. you don't know who has tried them or where those were packed by deadpool3727
Opie should use good English language on an English language website.
This is Life Pro Tips; the tip was executed in an amateur style.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itne4ej wrote
Reply to LPT: When high fiving, look at the other person’s elbow for a satisfying connection every time by hova414
How far back in the subs history did you go to find this copypasta?
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itlzv0k wrote
Reply to comment by slarti54 in LPT: wash your new clothes before wearing for first time. need not be with detergents but a simple light wash with water and very less detergents will be enough. you don't know who has tried them or where those were packed by deadpool3727
>need not be with detergents but a simple light wash with water and very less detergents will be enough.
Seems OP doesn't know so, yes, detergents.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iubevdn wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How to uninvite someone to an event that already bought their ticket? by [deleted]
Richard, your future self will thank you for not living down to expectations, going by your nickname.
Dick.