DroolingSlothCarpet
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5la23c wrote
Reply to comment by Malalang in LPT: If someone in your house likes to burn candles, always lay your car keys by them to remember to put them out before you leave. by [deleted]
Just don't burn candles. They are toxic to humans...
I call bullcrap.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5ix23t wrote
Reply to LPT: Want something sweet right before bed? Eat a spoonful of honey. It's a natural cough suppressant, it soothes your throat and it tastes delicious. by Nolan-
Smokey Bear has nothing to do with honey.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5fq41q wrote
Reply to comment by Scuka1 in LPT Start your lunch break before your boss by Global_Release_4182
Thankfully the post was removed and reasonable people will no longer see your comment.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5epgf2 wrote
Reply to comment by Scuka1 in LPT Start your lunch break before your boss by Global_Release_4182
Stop commenting with nonsense bullcrap.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5eormo wrote
Reply to comment by Large_hearted_boy in LPT: Ask for no ice in your fountain drink, it will still be cold and you will get 25-50%(depending on the server) more product. by CN2498T
>the soda dispensed from fountain machines are designed to be slightly diluted with ice
This is patently false.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j583h5s wrote
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j57xehd wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're not sure if you're driving on black ice, look for tire spray from other cars by [deleted]
Perhaps you didn't read the sidebar, specifically rule six.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j4kjoex wrote
Reply to LPT: Keep getting lost in loopholes of Youtube nonsense? Use the Chrome extension 'Unhook' to remove the Youtube Home Feed, Recommendations, Sidebar and Shorts tab. You'll still be able to use the search bar but get no recommendations from the algorithm. by [deleted]
No, I'm getting lost in the loopholes of YouTube posts on this sub.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j4fnw97 wrote
Reply to LPT: You don't need to pierce the film with a knife on most microwaveable ready meals. Just lift up one of the corners and you're good to go. by Azure_Bill_Shock
I say if the wife wants to wield a knife, let her.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j48qm2a wrote
Reply to LPT : If you have breast pain with your cycle, try cutting down on caffine! Dr recommended and it worked great for me! by Neeneehill
>cutting down on caffine!
This is Life Pro Tips.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2fk2a6 wrote
>On top of all of this, urine is sterile.
I call bullcrap.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2fjxyj wrote
Reply to comment by OKR123 in LPT: Wash your hands prior to urinating, not after. by Dillyjoel
It's not.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2fjm5e wrote
Reply to comment by Salchat in LPT: Wash your hands prior to urinating, not after. by Dillyjoel
Tell that to the nut jobs here.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2fd1wq wrote
Reply to LPT. Hold your finger in your spacebar and swipe to move the character indicator (mobile) by ndeaaaaaaa
>Hold your finger in your spacebar
Good luck with that, Houdini.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2fcxx4 wrote
Reply to comment by S_A_R_K in LPT: Wash your hands prior to urinating, not after. by Dillyjoel
>I...wash my hands with my urine...because it's sterile
I can't wait for you to provide a link to a reliable source that confirms your obnoxious claim.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2ez0j1 wrote
Perhaps you did not read the sidebar, specifically rule number six.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2dn6u0 wrote
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2dn1d5 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you ever have to pay for parking somewhere for multiple days, use the "Lost Ticket" button on the parking machine. by [deleted]
>it will usually only be the coat
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2dhcni wrote
Reply to LPT: If you have young kids who want to see the ball drop but you don’t want them to stay up until midnight, find a video of a past year and play it at whatever time you want on NYE. by eggraid101
Oh good they get to welcome an old year.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2d7tuo wrote
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2d7j1u wrote
Reply to comment by Significant-Custard1 in LPT: In newyear instead of getting expensive Gym membership, just buy 30$ worth of dumbbells, this will also keep you in habit of excercise by [deleted]
>Get a grip.
Wilco
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2d6bvm wrote
Reply to comment by Significant-Custard1 in LPT: In newyear instead of getting expensive Gym membership, just buy 30$ worth of dumbbells, this will also keep you in habit of excercise by [deleted]
Perhaps you didn't read rule one in the sidebar.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2d5w54 wrote
Reply to comment by Significant-Custard1 in LPT: In newyear instead of getting expensive Gym membership, just buy 30$ worth of dumbbells, this will also keep you in habit of excercise by [deleted]
>Titles don't need full stops
Sure they do.
And, a title is a post.
Stone back at you.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j2d5m0n wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are having trouble in your marriage, one of the first things a counselor will suggest is to take a trip together to where you went when you were first starting to court each other. by Clazzo524
>one of the first things a counselor will suggest
After 5,236 suggestions sure, this being suggestion number 854 could be called one of the first.
This post is nonsense.
DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j5lfdlj wrote
Reply to comment by no_username_for_me in LPT: If you are looking at your phone while stopped at a red light, hold the phone up in front of you rather than looking down at it. You will notice when the light changes and traffic starts moving. by no_username_for_me
if
If you would have just read the sidebar.
Now that was a good use of the word if.