The great hero will wipe out the kingdom if he dont get his fucking Llamas

Ty

"Toodles"

That part killed me, idk why, but it did

Thanks man!

This

Doesnt really fit the prompt, it was a prompt for a tired isekai protag

Not lawyers

But, its up to OP

I wake up in a new bed, noticing the grand archetecture of what was obviously a nobility's home.

I sigh as i climb out of bed, looking myself over, mumbling to myself "and thats number 6.." i grumble, barely noticing the door burst open "young master! You're awake! How are you feeling? You got hit by a carriage and didnt wake up!" A servant asked, a young woman about my age, pink hair this time, last one had cyan hair. "Im fine. Hey, i got memory loss, tell me about the place" i say, a somewhat tired look on my face, her assuming it was from my supposed coma. I had started to use memory loss as an excuse after the 3rd time reincarnating, i never appeared in the same world twice so far, so it worked.

After about a week, i had learned all i wanted to know about the current world i was in, the son of a major nobility, my current father being a military general in the fight against the Demon Lord.

5 times now ive had to collect a group of people and face the demon lord, me as the fighter, an inexperienced but overpowered mage, a cleric or priestess with self esteem issues, and a rogue or thief whos kind of a dick till after we beat some major monster. Of course, all of us 18 or younger.

Ancouple times now i just avoided my quest until it was absolutely required.

A month had passed and i was still putting off the quest, when i was visited by, at this point, an old pal

"Greetings chosen hero, i have been sent by the.. oh, its you again, whatsup" the holy being said, dropping the pretense "not much, avoiding the holy duty. Can you ask your boss to stop? This is the 6th time now ive had to do his dirty work, and im getting tired of it, can i just reincarnate as like.. i dunno, a shopkeeper? Ive killed 5 seperate demon lords, your boss needs to get off his lazy ass and do it himself for once."

"Honestly, i agree, but i dont make the rules, he wants you to do it again, ill try and talk to him about your request, but no promises"

"Whether he wants me to do it or not, i aint. Im going to move out of the kingdom, start a small shop, change my name, shit like that. Get as far away from this life as possible"

(Creative juices kinda ran out, also busy at work, so thats all i got)

Make sumn up then :p

Because ya wrote sumn intriguing

More please

Well, now he can nake perfectly cooked grilled cheese AND know the answer to every 5th question on a standardized test

Hrnn.. what region?

United States?

Really? Well im from Illinois and ive never heard anyone use the term M' Freebrams

No no, its a Kentucky expressions

I see

Good lord what is happening in there?

Tank warfare.

T-.. Tank Warfare, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your bedroom?

Yes.

M-may i see it?

Yes

Just realized i mistyped i meant

"When he said he was a god of war"