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GANDORF57 t1_iyentv6 wrote
Reply to comment by ferrix in Just sent some boxes today and reminded this one by sshtoredp
"You know I can't read, but I know you...you've done me wrong!"
GANDORF57 t1_iyend16 wrote
Reply to comment by steelkamote in Well, uh... I guess that's a good motto by ACJ59
It's always been my credo.
GANDORF57 t1_iyemiq2 wrote
Reply to Longer and Larger by nanajp8
I KNEW those were more than contrails!
GANDORF57 t1_iyejhn8 wrote
Reply to comment by rell7thirty in Outlets mean-mugging me HARD by The1Ski
"HEY! You don't like the way we're staring at you?! Why don't you come over here and stick a fork in my eye! I dare ya!!!"
GANDORF57 t1_iyeh2fr wrote
Reply to comment by zuckerwho in Stop being a dick. by BlueBuff1968
There you are, enjoying the party, having a blast in your penis costume. Then the police show up and suddenly you're a hardened criminal.
GANDORF57 t1_iy9sjr5 wrote
Reply to Time to get rid of the pumpkin. by ZOMGitsRadimus
"You could at least remove the candle!"
GANDORF57 t1_iy9k6qo wrote
Reply to comment by bigbabich in My friend left the kitchen for five minutes and she found this by MrFoxwell_is_back
🎵Deez Nutz roasting in an oven fire
Jack Daniels sipping with your bros
Yuletide carols being slurred when you're higher
And gals dressed up like Christmas hoes🎵
GANDORF57 t1_iy9hwy3 wrote
Reply to comment by oamjigamareelw08 in Judge all you want freezer section....I'm still gonna buy em. by kev556
You got to have something to compensate for those thin Oreos.
GANDORF57 t1_iy5wjgo wrote
Reply to comment by whats_your_alibi in This poor Dachshund having his tongue bitten by a young chick! by gone11gone11
^(DOGGO:) "THOP DAT! DAT HURTHS!" ^(*They) ^(DO) ^(taste like chicken!)
GANDORF57 t1_iy0z4r2 wrote
Reply to comment by Expensive_Ad_1033 in Hunted by amirlopez
Buzz Lightyear 2.0
GANDORF57 t1_ixxmnde wrote
Reply to comment by Gr8zomb13 in Toilet in outback pub by Clunkytoaster51
No, the sawdust is to soak up the blood on the floor. You use the roll of sandpaper on the TP dispenser for wiping.
GANDORF57 t1_ixo2fk8 wrote
This paper was produce for the EZ WYPE: https://imgur.com/a/Ld6drbE
GANDORF57 t1_ixo0n2h wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Starting to think my family might be renting from Dwight. by oxjames
You forgot to add: "BUTT OUT!"
GANDORF57 t1_ixo0846 wrote
Reply to Simp My Ride - Woodbridge ON by Patinafridge
"Imagine blowing two tires at once?! Good thing that Amish farmer had an extra set of wheels!"
GANDORF57 t1_ixnytc9 wrote
Reply to Can I have some Turkey?? by Ey3l3ss555666
The Rott can smell what you are cooking!
GANDORF57 t1_iuc5h9k wrote
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba
GANDORF57 t1_iubpfzb wrote
Reply to My daughter got to wear a costume during gymnastics practice and this is what she chose. 🐓 by Dalo600
All I can picture are somersaults and scrambled eggs.
GANDORF57 t1_iu0myl0 wrote
They keep announcing this daily, but no takers. He's been lost since the building grand opening.
GANDORF57 t1_itrl3n2 wrote
Reply to Even the Amish have flat tires by stewundies
"It's only flat on the bottom."
"Not funny, Jedediah!"
GANDORF57 t1_itr7w38 wrote
Reply to which one is gary ? by Sayyedalhamid
Gary: "I'm going to cut back...I've been feeling a little sluggish."
GANDORF57 t1_j1fni1s wrote
Reply to comment by TonyClifton323 in We have glass plates, a glass table and a French Bulldog. by 106milestoChicago
Beggar's Stance.