GetlostMaps
GetlostMaps t1_ix613uq wrote
Reply to comment by Ray_Pingeau in Humans could be living on the moon in the next 10 years, Nasa says by Aggravating_Pie7747
Who told you you could leave the basement, Ray?
GetlostMaps t1_ix5iops wrote
Reply to comment by Just_Saying_Howdy in Humans could be living on the moon in the next 10 years, Nasa says by Aggravating_Pie7747
If you die on day 3, you did live there permanently. That's how mars colonisation is gonna work too.
GetlostMaps t1_ix5il2s wrote
Reply to comment by YGIAL in Humans could be living on the moon in the next 10 years, Nasa says by Aggravating_Pie7747
If we gather up the mole people from here and send them, they'll have a head start.
GetlostMaps t1_ix5if0m wrote
Reply to comment by SevroAuShitTalker in Humans could be living on the moon in the next 10 years, Nasa says by Aggravating_Pie7747
Some people, inexplicably, like cruise ships. I'm sure they can find someone who wants to live in a tin can in the dark.
GetlostMaps t1_ix1jfct wrote
Reply to comment by XR171 in FIFA head says fans 'will survive' without beer at World Cup by Ananas7
I'm ex-Navy and I do enjoy beer.
It all lines up.
GetlostMaps t1_ix0mpt5 wrote
FYI the story is from Al Jazeera, which is literally owned by Qatar. So this is essentially personal-blog-post-level of journalism. Not that you care, being a Qatari bot yourself.
GetlostMaps t1_ix0fgg6 wrote
Reply to comment by AbsentThatDay in Chicago Alderman who said he wants fewer cops in his ward is now asking people to PLEASE stop shooting each other for 48 hours by CookieMasochist
2A did not defend personal ownership until your lifetime. It was about the militia until then. You just need judges in the supreme Court who aren't corrupt, and presto - no.need to change 2A.
GetlostMaps t1_ix0d94o wrote
Reply to comment by pichael288 in Teen steals $84K Charger, trades it on Facebook: MPD by WREGnewschannel3
Sounds shit to me.
GetlostMaps t1_ix0cr2r wrote
Reply to comment by Prince_Day in FIFA head says fans 'will survive' without beer at World Cup by Ananas7
Yes beer is gay. Deliciously gay. That's the only plausible reason beer and gay are both banned in Qatar. The logic is undeniable.
GetlostMaps t1_iwyo5yc wrote
Reply to comment by Enzown in Chris Jericho: "I literally want to go in front of the IOC, the International Olympic Community, and pitch pro wrestling as an Olympic sport. Gymnastics, pairs gymnastics, figure skating, pairs figure skating, what is that? It's two people working together to put on the best performance possible." by SgtThund3r
Maybe you're missing how this would work. It's a pairs event. Both of them are competing together. It doesn't matter who "wins" the wrestling - the two of them are the one competitor. Like a synchronised swimming team.
GetlostMaps t1_iwxyyqg wrote
Reply to comment by open_door_policy in Chris Jericho: "I literally want to go in front of the IOC, the International Olympic Community, and pitch pro wrestling as an Olympic sport. Gymnastics, pairs gymnastics, figure skating, pairs figure skating, what is that? It's two people working together to put on the best performance possible." by SgtThund3r
It's choreographed. It's a dance. Basically the same.
GetlostMaps t1_iwxyvhs wrote
Reply to Chris Jericho: "I literally want to go in front of the IOC, the International Olympic Community, and pitch pro wrestling as an Olympic sport. Gymnastics, pairs gymnastics, figure skating, pairs figure skating, what is that? It's two people working together to put on the best performance possible." by SgtThund3r
This is entirely legit. If synchronised swimming is a sport, so is this.
GetlostMaps t1_iwry2ah wrote
Reply to comment by urmomsSTD in N.J.’s highway safety messages were too sassy for the feds by fightinforphilly
It shows they understand the psychology of communication. In this case, communication is their job. They're doing it.
GetlostMaps t1_iwrfuus wrote
Reply to comment by TaserLord in Maker of suicide pod plans to launch in Switzerland by GeneralGigan817
I've seen videos where Teslas on autopilot act pretty much like suicide pods.
GetlostMaps t1_iwrfay7 wrote
These types of messages cut through and work. There is science behind it. Anybody upset about them needs to be sent the journal citations and told to fuck right off.
GetlostMaps t1_iwp4j20 wrote
I only ate one
GetlostMaps t1_iwp4d8e wrote
Reply to comment by jjnefx in Politician Has Sex With Alien Four Times A Year by ticklish-wizard
That's what your mom always says.
GetlostMaps t1_iwp4c7b wrote
Reply to comment by Fourty9 in Politician Has Sex With Alien Four Times A Year by ticklish-wizard
Alien: Salivation.
GetlostMaps t1_iwp46rm wrote
People who vote for people like this should not be allowed to vote any more.
GetlostMaps t1_iwp3qje wrote
They really need to introduce IQ tests to run for election. Even set the minimum as 70 and Walker would be disqualified.
GetlostMaps t1_iwnl940 wrote
Reply to comment by rimjobnemesis in No, Utah’s new flag is not a symbol of a Babylonia goddess, and yes, it’s better than most other state flags by stdTrancR
The fact it's a hive isn't the problem. It's that it's too fine-detailed which makes it a terrible flag.
GetlostMaps t1_iwmmftb wrote
Reply to comment by Doktor_musmatta in No, Utah’s new flag is not a symbol of a Babylonia goddess, and yes, it’s better than most other state flags by stdTrancR
A true vexillologist would tell you this is a shit flag because it's too complex. The dot, the yellow line inside the black shape - these are not reducible, the flag is too complex. It's a shit flag designed by someone who doesn't know how to design flags.
GetlostMaps t1_iwml7rz wrote
Reply to comment by Frankenfucker in Mariah Carey is not the sole "Queen of Christmas," trademark board says by VonDrakken
I like to imagine her spending 11 months of the year getting new plastic surgery and then healing ready for December..
GetlostMaps t1_ivushoc wrote
Reply to comment by mitsugopapa in Pack of 10 frenzied poodles swarms Trinidad beachgoers by Nakedstar
Also when nobody dies or loses a leg is less newsworthy, so Pitbulls get all the stories.
GetlostMaps t1_ix616km wrote
Reply to comment by SevroAuShitTalker in Humans could be living on the moon in the next 10 years, Nasa says by Aggravating_Pie7747
They got sun on the moon. Air, not so much.