Imagine taking part in that pitch meeting.

“Any new Santos lies?”

“Nah.”

“Want to keep beating the Justin Roiland dead horse?”

“Not today.”

“Hey, didja hear that new station at Grand Central for the LIRR finally opened? Wow, that took a long time.”

“Do you suppose you can gin up some phony outrage about that? Like how much money and shit? All for a Gen Z audience that won’t give two fucks, but will make us look like legit local news reporters?”

“I don’t see why not!”

“And make it overly lengthy, like you really went in on an investigation.”

Most Sane Redditor.

>Here’s how to help

As written by an HC employee.

Is that what Prism Reports is? A portal for disgruntled workers to publish their screeds?

Mods left this one up, huh?

Meow Parlor?

I adopted one of their cats.

Kept waiting for that to animate.

But I came here for an argument.

QWERTY

I don’t like the sound of that “class 3.”

Is it scratch-n-sniff?

Thanks, Cuomo!

He’s already there!

(Saw a pic on Twitter a few minutes ago.)

Bally’s was my NYSC. Took over a year to settle that, with the help of my dad with the same first name who, at the time, lived in another state far enough away from a Bally’s that it really did look like I moved.

This guy is about a week from figuring out he can sweep all this shit under the rug by claiming he has a legit personality disorder (which he very well might).

Public masturbation and anywhere in the city?

Surely they know your work sitch (doormen know almost everything going down with tenants), so $50 would be probably a pleasant surprise. Give what you can afford.

My doormen bend over backwards for the pensioners in the bldg, all year long, and there is no way any of them give more than $10-20 at the holidays.

> JFK and Newark Liberty airports were among the most miserable in the country on Wednesday morning as much of the country recovered from brutal weather over Christmas

I’d wager airports in areas actually pummeled by the blizzarnado were more miserable.

For jobs.

After the shooting at Pulse nightclub this bag of shit said he lost four employees. As it turns out those four people were candidates, they were not on the payroll. This man is incapable of telling the truth, making him perfect for the political arena.

Willing to sacrifice our love?

Or Taxi Driver. Or The Warriors.

Unfortunately, people who are shitty tippers in summer are shitty tippers in winter.

Now maybe some of Jeter’s postseason mojo will rub off on him.

He’s quite prone to months-long stints on the DL, and he won’t play SS for the Mets, he’ll play third.

Yeah, no.