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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iwmc3m5 wrote
Bob Rots.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iw63rm2 wrote
Reply to comment by greenappletree in Lonely tree in the Maasai Mara [3819x5728] [OC] by marklopezzz
Just be warned, it doesn't look like that in real life. The camera cheats.
I took a picture of a rather black sky with my camera, but it ended up looking in the photo like everything was full of stars.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iw63nmf wrote
Reply to comment by CreativeSobriquet in Lonely tree in the Maasai Mara [3819x5728] [OC] by marklopezzz
That's terrifying how desolate it looks.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iw3gthv wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Zaroc in What not to do by a-filipino
I don't think she has balls, yet she tried it.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ivi68n8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Thousands urge FIFA to boot Iran out of World Cup over Russian 'kamikaze drones' by 29PiecesOfSilver
Well, you see, those people weren't white Ukrainians, silly.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ivhorb4 wrote
Reply to comment by Urag-gro_Shub in English company Oxitec has released a simple, easy to distribute commercial product they say cuts Dengue Fever spreading mosquito populations by 96%. By just adding water, genetically modified mosquito eggs mature into males whose sperm cannot result in viable female larvae. by lughnasadh
Nature isn't smart. It's random. Humans are smarter than general nature.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ivholpi wrote
Reply to comment by bossonhigs in English company Oxitec has released a simple, easy to distribute commercial product they say cuts Dengue Fever spreading mosquito populations by 96%. By just adding water, genetically modified mosquito eggs mature into males whose sperm cannot result in viable female larvae. by lughnasadh
Fuck insects. I know Reddit worships them, but I'm cool with them being dead.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iv7gn92 wrote
Reply to comment by Brewe in England Plans To Be The First Country In The World To Eradicate HIV by DataDevOps
America (maybe it was Britain, but I'm pretty sure it was one of those two) decided to do that for smallpox, and I believe we're bigger than Britain, and pretty much succeeded in that goal.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iv7btvg wrote
Reply to comment by Dsjewell in BRAIN SEROTONIN RELEASE IS REDUCED IN PATIENTS WITH DEPRESSION: A [11C]Cimbi-36 PET STUDY WITH A D-AMPHETAMINE CHALLENGE. - Biological Psychiatry by chilladipa
They didn't say meth. They said amphetamines. There's a difference.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iv6eyfo wrote
Reply to comment by supercyberlurker in Ugandan women drugs and robs men who suck her laced nipples. by insideoutcognito
"ay yu, I let suck vagene if gib EhTM meshen pin."
"Wan two thee foh"
"Fool, I don't really give vagene"
"Bamboozled! I will say you crack."
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iv4jxg6 wrote
It should be illegal for websites to show 40 second ads and then just show a loading icon on the actual video you want to watch. It's fraud.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iuuz0qb wrote
Reply to comment by jscalaj in ToeStubbers a beautiful sunset at North Beach in Western Australia. [5829 x 3879] [OC] by VLWphotography
What's interesting about someone saying "fabulous"?
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iuqmb9p wrote
Reply to comment by mileswilliams in TIFU by being tricked by a straight guy into dating him UPDATE by Economy_Leek123
Sometimes people say it's a promissory gift. Like you get to keep it provided certain conditions are met. He can lie and say it was an engagement gift maybe.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iuk4ipt wrote
Reply to comment by sunburn69 in It’s October 31th 1977, me and my little sister are ready for Halloween, but first we had to stop by Grandpa’s store! by brolbo
*seventheez
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iuk4h0s wrote
Reply to comment by dardar_420 in It’s October 31th 1977, me and my little sister are ready for Halloween, but first we had to stop by Grandpa’s store! by brolbo
Probably because a lot of movies use these types of masks for robbers and kidnappers. Think Purge, Batman Dark Knight, The Strangers.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iui5zvd wrote
Reply to comment by dogsent in Iran, Sadaf Movahedi a 17-years-old teenage student dies after being hit by police baton by sirbarani
> death to the
We've come full circle to using the chants that we made fun of Iran for using.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iugyl90 wrote
Reply to comment by AShellfishLover in [WP] You’re exploring a remote area, when you find a guy chained to a rock getting his liver eaten by birds. You, not having the slightest knowledge of Greek mythological, decide to help. by brainthinkin
For anyone not aware, there's a meme that Kerberos means spot in Zeusese.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iugxptk wrote
Reply to comment by nsgiad in Can't fit any wrenches to under the handle to turn water off in my bathroom sink. by Goe_Phaste
Dude, you use Reddit, too?!
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iucqpoy wrote
Reply to comment by UnderwaterDialect in Bedtime procrastination helps explain the link between anxiety and sleep problems by thebelsnickle1991
>like 30 minutes
As someone who's been in bed since midnight (it's now 5:04):
show off
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iucnfsh wrote
Reply to comment by herspacejuly in DIY piranha plant costume by LJboogie_
No, mother! It's the northern lights of horror!
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iucnet0 wrote
Reply to DIY piranha plant costume by LJboogie_
That's not a piranha plant. It's Audrey.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iuc4h8r wrote
Reply to comment by SpartacusVII in Trail of candy wrappers leads Ga. deputies to 9 people accused of leading burglary ring by beyondlesea
in Pokemon Go to the polls, I have my Jigglypuff named "OH SHIT! You".
Doesn't make sense normally... until you walk with her for a kilometer:
OH SHIT! You found a piece of candy!
I'm glad I was smart enough to come up with that early on, because you can't have "shit" in your name after like the second or third patch. Unless your pokemon was already named that. :D
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iubqnxr wrote
Reply to comment by thebluehotel in Qatar lavished British MPs with gifts ahead of World Cup by ladyem8
I don't get it. Is there a meme that hawk players are gay and British? I don't watch baseball.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iua5zr0 wrote
Reply to comment by lightdarkness317 in PsBattle: Girl in VR headset by Vanpotheosis
There was a picture of a guy wearing those goggles so that he could see forward while lying down.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iwyhpg0 wrote
Reply to comment by amp1212 in Psychologists demonstrate why feeling appreciated is particularly important for avoidantly attached individuals by chrisdh79
Well, yeah. Psychology and sociology aren't true sciences. They're kinda like what statistics is in the math world.