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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy0b5nb wrote
Reply to comment by willworkforhugs in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
Or the oldest house. Or whatever it's called.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy0b1ne wrote
Reply to comment by AhyEsStHisFlOr in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
I love how one of the voice actors accidentally said "passport" instead of "pass card"/"ID badge", and they kept making fun of him for it the rest of the game.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy0aw3g wrote
Reply to comment by XxJoedoesxX in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
Look, a rope!
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy0ausq wrote
Reply to comment by Starfireaw11 in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
*test chambuuuur
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy0at49 wrote
Reply to comment by Catty-Cat in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
"that was... kinda neat."
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy0ar4r wrote
Reply to comment by liooil2000 in [WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed. by Epictauk
Not really. Gordon is a trained professional. He has training thanks to the HEV suit course. The suit even has a weapons recognition system that tells Gordon how many bullets are left.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy0050e wrote
Reply to comment by MartiniD in 90's TV simulator! by OmicronGR
I never got why people used channel 4.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy001vm wrote
Reply to comment by Cheapassdad in 90's TV simulator! by OmicronGR
You need to get an over the air converter
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixwf0ld wrote
Reply to comment by mrgonaka in PsBattle: Xi Jinping vs Japanese PM Fumio Kishida by kenmox
Your soul will serve me in the netherrealm!
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixtpelp wrote
Reply to comment by UnderlordZ in [WP] "For the last time, at day I'm a centaur, at night I'm a vampire, at the full moon I'm a werewolf, when I'm in water I'm a merman, during the hottest day I'm a dragon and at the coldest night I'm a yeti." by Ice_Sniper_80
Solar eclipse - moon is irrelevant because it would have been a new moon
Lunar eclipse - still a full moon, so it counts
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixtp10f wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "For the last time, at day I'm a centaur, at night I'm a vampire, at the full moon I'm a werewolf, when I'm in water I'm a merman, during the hottest day I'm a dragon and at the coldest night I'm a yeti." by Ice_Sniper_80
Me, an engineer: ok, but do the requirements want merman to take priority over werewolf when he's in the water at night during a full moon? Actually, assign a priority value to each. Because I don't know if he turns into a merman on the hottest day, in the water.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixpr0nr wrote
That's adorable. I rarely comment on art stuff, so you can be assured it's good stuff.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixouhrk wrote
I wonder if they're trying to say that they found animal bones AND snack food, if they found animal bones, which are the snack food?
This is why I believe that newspaper companies should use proper grammar instead of sounding like a superhero whose "energy levels low; not enough to fight back! Death: imminent!"
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixjmea9 wrote
Reply to comment by WetCoastLife in PsBattle: Man takes selfie with a cricketer while security guard rushes him with his cane raised to hit him. by davo_nz
I never really realized that a strip bar would be an actual bar. Like with beer.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixjinvl wrote
Reply to comment by eddmario in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
*Wynne
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixgiv4o wrote
Reply to comment by forwardAvdax in Daytime, me, Acrylic on Canvas, 2022 by dugsaresound
Nah, the screensaver in general. It can't prevent burnout if it's a static image.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixgas1a wrote
Reply to comment by hussiesucks in "Void Eater 2.0" by me by Crondisimo
True. PC is so good that we have yet to release a true PC2.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixgaq34 wrote
Reply to "Void Eater 2.0" by me by Crondisimo
Meltan
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixfp8oq wrote
Reply to comment by HaikuBotStalksMe in TIFU by getting scammed at a computer repair shop by Bruh_lolo
I know, I'm you.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixfp86g wrote
Reply to comment by HaikuBotStalksMe in TIFU by getting scammed at a computer repair shop by Bruh_lolo
That's the joke.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixfp7td wrote
Reply to comment by crabman484 in TIFU by getting scammed at a computer repair shop by Bruh_lolo
Might be his own chip, though.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixfk42d wrote
Reply to comment by forwardAvdax in Daytime, me, Acrylic on Canvas, 2022 by dugsaresound
Keep in mind that you should have at least two pictures (changing between the two) as your screensaver, otherwise it defeats the purpose.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixfk0di wrote
Reply to Daytime, me, Acrylic on Canvas, 2022 by dugsaresound
I heard this picture uses three paint colors.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ix17c5b wrote
Reply to comment by Euphorium in Experts Grow New 3D-Printed Nose On Woman's Arm After She Lost Hers To Cancer by Several_Cabinet_9725
Bugger means gay guy in British, so people might get offended.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_iy11p5l wrote
Reply to comment by strangerepulsor in [WP] You knock on your neighbour's door nervously. She hasn't been here long and you don't know her well. She opens the door. "Sorry to bother you, but can I borrow some thyme?" You ask. She nods and gestures for you to come in. "How much do you need? Hours? Days? Weeks?" She asks mysteriously. by Mini-Noises
She's a real mystery.