Come now, you could have done better with the location and furnishings.

The coloring says "Female"

This here is the insect world's answer to the Twins in The Shining.
"Come play with us..."

What do you name a Shakespearean cat?

Now we know what a Jawa really looks like!

Hey waaitaminute...this cat was on The Boyz...am I right?

Oh, the wonderous things one can do after hip surgery.

It's a Samsung "Flip-Kitty 5.0"

Wish you could put that to music. But hell, I hear it anyway :-)

Juan approves! (Now show him your f*****g ticket!)

"Hoo? Us?"

My grandma still would have still found a way to make a delicious soup out of it.

That ain't no baguette~

I always KNEW Turkey had to be the most jazzed out place on Earth. AirBnB -- book me now!

This was the result of my ex-girlfriend finally shaving that thang -- and there was enough hair to insulate an entire condo complex.

I meant that in an awesome "Holy Sheeyat!" tone hahah. One can never have enough photographic materials to draw on eh?

We can only wonder at your library of aux materials to draw from.

What happens when lil' Kitty finishes the damn scratch pole.

I think what he's doing is trying to sort out how to look at a Playboy Centerfold.

On the left is the one who could finish off a Tootsie Pop in 3 licks.

Even Evil Knieval couldn't have pulled this one off.

This is literaly seconds before we hear the oft cried yowls of " I'n Thtuck!, I'n Thtuuuuuuck!"

I guess the cat belonged to Slim Pickens.

That thing is going to suddenly break away and stomp the neighborhood -- Like the Barbara Streisand creature in that South Park episode.

It's the Geico Lizard about to tell the dog to "Get this tire off my tail, then piss off."