Lamacorn

Lamacorn t1_ixg7tdy wrote

Lies! That’s just what they want you to believe so they can upgrade the nanochips they are injecting to better control the population! ^/s

Seriously got the bivalent booster and flu shot at the same time and I didn’t feel great for a bit after, but haven’t been sick yet. Yay for vaccines!

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Lamacorn t1_iugjfx2 wrote

Coworker: what did you dress up as this year?

Op: I went as mjolnir.

Coworker: you mean you went as Thor?

Op: no, his hammer.

Coworker: ummmmmmmm

This is great. I like it because it’s soooo random.

If you ever go as a group costume, you should be a spork and your friends can be various KFC side dishes.

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Lamacorn t1_isdkuma wrote

Are you trying to say I am a joke?

I am clearly a majestic creature that demands significant respect.

My fluffy white coat.

My rainbow main and tail.

My golden horn.

My slightly flares nostrils and buck teeth.

Your eyes will never feast on something as glorious as me.

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Lamacorn t1_ir7w2me wrote

2A is super unclear… yes I know the SC has rulings on it, but it doesn’t say that everyone can have automatic rifles or shit like that.

> A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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