That was brilliant.

New Yorker checking in. Traffic laws are just kind of a quaint memory at this point.

Usually food poisoning is involved, too.

Different publications have different standards and it can depend on a lot of things, but it largely boils down to how much trust the editor has in their reporter and what’s at stake for the source. When it comes to lives and conflict reporting though, you don’t fuck around.

I photographed her last few launches. Will always be the highlight of my career.

I admire their psychotic optimism.

[gestures vaguely at the entirety of humanity]

The book is a solid read, though absolutely a product of its time. The ending left a little to be desired, but in the right hands with the right director and cinematographer it could be an amazing film.

I doubt it’s out of benevolence - they know Zeldin doesn’t stand a chance and want some influence with the likeliest winner.

That sounds on point for them.

There’s a solid chance almost none of that was true.

Or they’ll die like a hoarder.

That is not something we should be aiming for.

Probably not enough to open up the cost and availability of housing.

Plus there’s the massive problem of corporate home ownership throughout the country. Get comfortable with renting the rest of your life.

I thought he was out buying cigarettes.