We just need to arm the teachers twice so if they leave their gun unsecured in the bathroom they already have a backup ready to go.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Be patient.

He was also the oldest pope to do nothing about the systemic abuse done by the clergy under him.

They do test city wastewater. That's how we have a general ballpark of how widespread certain viruses are.

You sure it's not McBain?

press x to doubt

Cool. I hope the successful test worked as expected.

I wasn't smiling can you take another?

Where's the 'get back coach' when you need him?

Well there goes my evening.

On the 311 app - - Describe the size of the pothole: ...It's complicated.

Half of the movie will be him in his split pose. And only that.

I feel like using water based lubricant is actually a mistake in this scenario. There's gonna be so much sweat and beer flowing to totally make this method completely ineffective.

These poles will be climbed regardless of our foolish attempts to stop it.

Fuck I forgot to get a gift.

Your "buddy" eh?

Maybe I overestimated how often I checked, it was like twice, honestly. And I have a healthy respect for the app, I have seen those studies, and it doesn't impact me nearly as much as I am told it should. 99% of the time the things that posted are so far away as to be meaningless to me, and the rest of the time its funny shit like someone was seen with a rake or something like that. There have been instances where I have heard gunshots nearby and checked the app for the express purpose of chatting with other people about it and to get more info if and when it becomes available. I'm not burying my face in the app and hyperventilating about every single push notification.

I'll be honest. I was unfortunately very out of town last night and kept checking Citizen to see what was going on, and was happy to not see anything crazy during the festivities.

That's what I thought.

When was the match?

And then they miss their first payment and get the house repossessed. Is it 2008 again?

Does this mean PC prices and component prices will drop?

What was it? Just a sideways seated tourist bus?

It's from all the pizza the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are eating.

I always hope the lottery winners are missing teeth...not 200 billion dollar hedge fund managers...what a shame.

Spoiler alert: he's going to insure the shit out of it, and then sell it in the future for a few million.

Or at least be should.