Lol, oh man, you're so hungry for bag-holders it must burn. Sorry guy, you're stuck.

Suuuuuure it did, and I bet it made you big-dicked and handsome too!

It already has for most of us, but then I don't have a sunk cost to defend.

Lol, the lies people tell themselves are always so entertaining.

Check their posting history: if it's mostly submissions with few if any comments, that's a big clue.

OP is a karma farming account, so that tracks.

Content mills and listicles are ultimately worthless in the first place, there is no value to be lost in having computers generate them.

Your second sentence is the answer to your first sentence.

Calling that hellmouth a "boarding school" really buries the lede too, the whole system of residential child abuse in the US blows my mind every time I run across another story of it.

Does the word rhyme with perjury?

Finally, it took them a while, but it’s the result that counts. It sounds like the US may provide some Abrams as well; it’s hard to imagine Russia standing up to modern main battle tanks.

They’ve gone ‘struggling with mental health issues’ over this.

Are you ok?

Fuck. Off. With. Your. Nonsense.

I did something awful to my neck a few years ago, and ended up on Prednisone for a week. Now I wouldn’t recommend it overall, kind of a nasty drug, but as an upside all of those little aches and pains you just get used to as you age… they go away. Not forever, just for the duration, but it’s like this incredible vacation from pain.

I really wanted the entire article to just be the word “Money” over and over.

Saying “just” doesn’t make it easy.

If you say so, from the POV of a Redditor it still looks like Steve Buscemi trying to blend in with high schoolers.

NASA’s budget is pretty puny compared to obvious sinkholes like military and social spending, if you want to hide something it seems easier to work with a couple of trillion, not 30 or so billion.

But… why? Why do this to your own kid? The article doesn’t seem to describe a motive, just a lot of crazy.

Well the animals are killed, the adrenal glands sit on top if the kidneys, but you have to keep in mind that cattle and sheep aren’t exactly just used for that. So yes, this harms the animal in that they’re killed, but the environmental impact is the same as raising any livestock, and the animals required to supply adrenaline is a small fraction of the animals raised to be eaten or produce dairy products.

I couldn’t even begin to estimate the environmental impact of synthesis, but as far as I know this isn’t really done at any scale, but if it had to be ramped up… I don’t know.

Extraction and purification of adrenaline from the adrenal glands of cattle and sheep is one way you can produce it at scale. Since the early 1900’s though synthetic production of epinephrine has been ongoing, and generally involves reacting catechol and chloroacetyl chloride.

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(15)00087-9/fulltext

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12806434/

Trigger-happy American cops? How unusual!

Saudi Arabia is now a major stakeholder in Twitter.

I wouldn’t even try to guess, but I’d hate to be in their shoes right now. I think if the money ultimately came from fraud then the disgorgement process will include the parents’ assets at the very least.