I would play a game based on the Incarnations of Immortality series by Piers Anthony.

I was just thinking, he's looked 30 for 30 years.

The diuretic effect might have something to do with it. Beer makes ya pee. If you keep peeing, you keep drinking. There is still generally a net hydrating factor, but not as much as water or other less diuretic liquids.

I know I am basically bottomless if I get into the PBR while camping and/or snowboarding. But I'm gonna be peeing like 30 times that day.

Also completely made up, but not unpossible.

My housemate says he saw Maynard in line at the pharmacy in Walgreens, decked out in Tool swag. Which seems very Maynard-y somehow.

My buddy's friend went to Gwar and said they were all wearing other bands' skin.

I ran sound for a pornstar-turned-DJ when she came though town. She was actually a pretty kickass DJ.

We call 'em downvotes 'round here, stranger.

Not bad, just wrong, not wrong, just bad.

Did I get it?

That's.....a weird take on what I said, lol.

OP seems to be the type to be worried about being dumped for superficial reasons. Not the type to get into a relationship for superficial reasons.

I was telling them that a person dumping them or not dating them at all for not getting body parts surgically enhanced is a good thing for them.

That... actually makes sense.

Luke is so close to turning during their battle, and Vader so close to redemption.

Why the fuck would you want to be with someone that shallow?

That's called "doing you a favor" or "dodging a bullet."

>You must be very young.

Puscifer is a little too weird for many, and not quite weird enough for many others.

Yes we're being condescending. Yes that means we're talking down to you. With all that racket from your lips a'flapping, we assumed you didn't notice.

"Gwar in Oslo in '90" is metal as fuck.

Rest in Pieces, Oderus

Where's the Photoshop?

Dude's history is the same kind of blatant antisemitism, holy shit.

No, lol. Just no.

A rip off of one of the most famous Reddit posts of all time.

Wuh hen die goh.

Wendi-heyyyyyy

Says a lot that a three panel comic is better than that whole movie.

I think it's the Sun.

What is that snarky comment supposed to mean?

That's literally a quote from you.