What's in the box?!

Hah. Too bad for you I print out my reddit threads to read, costs a tonne in ink but saves me from bullshit techbros and their weird ai.

Hold a seance specifically to cuss the asshole out, invite his parents so they can know what a dissapointment/dodged bullet he was.

I am genuinely impressed at your ability to use a phone or computer in your current condition. Also let this be a lesson to you on drugs..

Just say no!

Unless you know what you are taking, have a good trustworthy source, or you know, just really want to. But not due to peer pressure, unless they are super cool and you are desperate to impress.

You know what fuck it, say yes if you wanna.

100% also he physically fought op off and ran off to avoid getting in trouble, probably because he ran off on his brother taking care of him. What an absolute little shit.

Nawwww, Max Headroom got married and started a family? That's adorable.

Okay, what you want to do is buy like a dozen super soakers and a kiddy pool, then you want to get on tinder, find a nice guy or gal to help you get over this fool, invite them over for a pool party and make sure the webcam got a good view of the action from the corner of the room. Dont let the pos control you with fear, cuck the abusive fuck and fry his circuits.

Ohhhh you're in trouble now, ooh mah mah!! I'm dobbin of you, I'm gonna tell Tom Cruise on you! Tom Cruise will be so angry at you for telling!

The knife could be verified through receipts, bank records, or third party witness accounts of it being his knife. You are also avoiding the fact that he would have been covered in blood.

Like I said, the drug would be in Pauls body, and they would verify this story more by going to the lab and talking to the tech who would be able to not only give them samples of the substance to cross check, but confirm whether or not Paul had taken any.

Regardless of when they contacted the police, they did. Personally I have been in a few emergency and life threatening circumstances, and though not everyone is going to react the same, I believe I am not alone in wanting to contact authorities asap. I would not be leading a possible serial killer back to my family home.

Why are you being so flippant about a bunch of murders that are easily going to be verifiable? Wouldn't raise eyebrows? Mate, murdering one person gets a big ol raised eyebrow from 99% of the population. Those murders not only leads credence to OP's story, but shows a pattern by Serge for violence and murder. That is a massive piece of evidence.

You are ignoring all the actual evidence to speculate (please never get into law enforcement), including the biggest factor that Serge has fled the scene and is not making any of the arguments you are stating. What's his story going to be exactly? "Yeah so after I saw OP murder Paul I was super stressed so went on a long camping trip to unwind but HERES WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!", that's gonna hold up in court about as well paper umbrella in a hurricane.

If Serge is smart, and wants to continue his life of knife partyin, he is long gone and not going to come back, OP is safe and definitely not going to be accused of this murder.

Nah, too much other evidence. The truth drug would still be in Paul's system, others knew of the knife, OP would have called the cops mediately whilst Serge disappeared, DNA and blood all over the place except on op, possibly still a knife sticking out Paul's heads with Serges fingers on it, and the biggest thing is a quick cross check of suspicious deaths in New Mexico while Serge was stationed there.

That slam dunk is so hard the back board would shatter.

All Serge would do in killing op is risk being caught and getting more years.

What a lousy detective "oh hi so unfortunately I wasn't able to find anything, sorry about that. BTW I found a strong lead on where the calls are coming from. Okie dokie bye" Please one star that guy, leave a horrible review and demand your money back or at least a few free cans of delicious soup.

EXACTLY! So typical, the guys just lost in his own little world, while this incredible woman has stood by him for a decade, being supportive of all his wants and hobbies, caring for him, and bending over backwards to keep up an aesthetic he finds appealing even if it means dark magics! Suddenly the veil slips a little and ten years of dedication go out the window and suddenly he is terrified even though she has never given him any evidence other than that of devotion to him!

I think you are spot on, maybe he could try learning the late night chant in secret, and suprising her by joining her, potentially shaving his head too in solidarity. Genuinely cant think of a more romantic gesture.

You are being incredibly critical, no one's going to look the same after ten years, especially not like they did in high school. I think you owe your wife an apology, go give her a nice hug tell her she's beautiful and let her have a chew on your arm like a good husband.

Only if it's middle of the night and around some poor old dudes house while he is sleeping and we take brooms to sweep away our tracks in the way out.

That's a good point, in that case far be it for me to kink shame. That's some hot pulp.

Those books need to stfu and learn to respect sex work, this was one book burning I'm all for.

It is a bit extreme but also, she is holding her daughter hostage emotionally, disapproves of her lifestyle choices and is trying to manipulate her into 'living correctly', kept what seems to be a family of sentient creatures captive for her entertainment, tried to manipulate them into changing their beliefs, murdered their daughter, then tortured and threatened so they would obey her as a God.. People been killed for much, much less. And in this scenario I feel its very much a fuck around and find out/talk shit get hit situation.

Like honestly, let's say you and yours were in the situation of the Happes, and you got the chance to get free/get justice, how would you act? Gotta tell ya, I would be doing breakdance moves up in her skull double time and lose not a wink of sleep, her choices and actions quickly veered into outright fucking evil.

Mmm, sure but that only goes so far. Yes it's generational and causes scars and trauma, but it's still personal choice to continue that abuse onwards and at that point cannot be used to excuse anything; people need to be accountable, when they aren't it turns very very dark.

True enough, and you found out that you are a truly horrible person.

Though an incredibly gifted writer, you have retold your terrible crimes so beautifully. I'm sure there are many Tara's and Gretyls here that may feel they relate to such earnest and honest a retelling, or even potentially share it with similar 'gods' in their lives in an attempt to save them from the same fate.

Anyway, merry generic end of year holidays and I hope she goes for the eyes first. <3

Explicitly dedicated 'currently'. You would be amazed at how many graveyards have been dug up and rezoned especially over the last couple hundred years with the burst of population and growth. Suddenly that out of the way shady grove filled with headstones is smack bang in the middle of a growing city and occupying space vitally required, just to home bones no one has visited in generations.

Who is this intriguing Kate person?

Let's be honest everyone has been experiencing The Great Suckening since about 2016 and its only been escalating.

The greatest trick the tree painter ever pulled, was haunting a smart phone to post this chilling tale.

Damn son you brave. If that was my lady I would have told him to take me in an instant, firstly because I love her like crazy, but mainly because if I sent her to hell I'm pretty sure she would bust out and bring a while lotta fire and brimstone with her. I'd rather take on the devil if I crossed her that bad.

It's obviously just someone trying to contact you about your vehicles extended warranty.