S4njay
S4njay t1_j7porck wrote
Reply to Primadonna by TheWelshWitch
Oh no! Well, at least you can make your way upwards now!
S4njay t1_j7kv5s9 wrote
Reply to I own an abandoned motel and I’ve just become reacquainted with The Wet Lady by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
So those are the taxes!
S4njay t1_j75fim1 wrote
Ok, I was NOT expecting this to happen. Like, not at all!
You need to figure out a way to pirate the software, and you'll never face this problem again.
S4njay t1_j70sgkw wrote
Reply to My sister’s dead teacher taught her mathematics more dangerous than witchcraft. by scarymaxx
Wait, your believing her was enough for the guy to finally go away? Wow!
S4njay t1_j6zyxcx wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
Ah well, you acheived your goal here!
S4njay t1_j6zx1uc wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
Yay, Daddy Jacek to the rescue! I'm pretty sure the Devil has a hand in this, though.
Why did you even let that piece of shit come to your place, again?
S4njay t1_j6mxfof wrote
Reply to I work for an insurance company that covers any loss from supernatural hauntings. This was my scariest case. by Pudenator
At least they're getting paid out! Tbh I expected you to nickel-and-dime everything.
S4njay t1_j6mlgix wrote
Reply to I discovered a secret hole at a mini-golf course. It should have stayed hidden. by TheMidnightProfessor
Oh shit, I felt the tension in me rise up when I read this!
S4njay t1_j6men3n wrote
Bro help this place is fucked up
S4njay t1_j6gnlxu wrote
Hope he made it there!
S4njay t1_j6gn52d wrote
Reply to I went to Heaven and saw God dying by [deleted]
Try to stay alive then!
S4njay t1_j6g8lgw wrote
Reply to I Died on June 9th, 1982 by HeadOfSpectre
Woooo! Vampire romance! You slay!
S4njay t1_j6clw2p wrote
Reply to comment by AShellfishLover in [WP] The person you're dating comes to dinner to meet your family. But the instant you step in the door, your grandmother goes deathly pale, and shouts the name of a creature from her country's folklore. by Affectionate_Bit_722
OMG this is so romantic, you have a way with words! Can't wait for the rest once you wake up!
S4njay t1_j6c0vmc wrote
Oh man, this is grisly as hell!
S4njay t1_j66xzec wrote
Holy shit
S4njay t1_j61t4a0 wrote
Oh shit! Now you're in more trouble.
S4njay t1_j5wuogb wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Bones beneath the snow, a man beneath my bed by girl_from_the_crypt
>what is Jacek, really?
My boyfriend, of course!
S4njay t1_j5w5dmk wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Bones beneath the snow, a man beneath my bed by girl_from_the_crypt
You'll figure it out, I have faith in you!
Well, it reminded me of ths Nasadiya Sukta in the Rig Veda, though it attempts to describe the nature of the universe:
>Who really knows? Who will here proclaim it? Whence was it produced? Whence is this creation? Gods came afterwards, with the creation of this universe. Who then knows whence it has arisen?
>Whether God's will created it, or whether He was mute; Perhaps it formed itself, or perhaps it did not; The Supreme Brahman of the world, all pervasive and all knowing He indeed knows, if not, no one knows
That's kind of a reach though...
Even if Nick wants to eat it, the act preceding it... 🎆🎆🎆
S4njay t1_j5vzbs9 wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Bones beneath the snow, a man beneath my bed by girl_from_the_crypt
Now this changes things up a bit! Don't hand over the being immediately though, you need to try and bargain or something with it.
>It's a creature that wasn't made by the divine hand. I do not know how it came into being, if it was ever birthed… perhaps it simply is.
This sounds kinda familiar for some reason...
But yeah, the baby idea is certainly great! The combination of Fiocek 😍😍😍 (not if my Father in Hell has anything to do about it though)
S4njay t1_j5qy5l3 wrote
Reply to comment by simulatislacrimis in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: How to actually handle demons of nature by girl_from_the_crypt
I second this motion, as a Fiocek fan!
S4njay t1_j5qxvn3 wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: How to actually handle demons of nature by girl_from_the_crypt
Alright, I read it. And... I was NOT expecting the guy to be your dad... even if we did push the entire family theory.
Like, wtf is wrong with this guy even? What's his problem? This is why we need Daddy Jacek. Daddy Jacek > dad.
S4njay t1_j5oub9r wrote
Reply to The Howls at 2:37am will Definitely Kill Me. by ginasffs
This is unsettling! Leave now.
S4njay t1_j5ngp8k wrote
Well, that's an ungrateful little brat. He doesn't have any excuses!
And remember: Laundry Mommy commands it. It is done.
S4njay t1_j5msqlv wrote
Reply to comment by English_American in [WP] As a necromancer, you are in the business of reanimating the dead for a few days at a time. Families say goodbye, businesses get cooperate secrets, scientists test their drugs, etc. The more they pay, the better they are restored and the longer they stay, as it does take a lot out of you. by chacham2
Lmao what, I did not expect this response!
S4njay t1_j7tgsd3 wrote
Reply to I own an abandoned motel and I’ve severely underestimated the weight of a deer carcass by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
Martina is amazing!
Too bad your porch got destroyed though...