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S4njay t1_j5ngp8k wrote
Well, that's an ungrateful little brat. He doesn't have any excuses!
And remember: Laundry Mommy commands it. It is done.
S4njay t1_j5msqlv wrote
Reply to comment by English_American in [WP] As a necromancer, you are in the business of reanimating the dead for a few days at a time. Families say goodbye, businesses get cooperate secrets, scientists test their drugs, etc. The more they pay, the better they are restored and the longer they stay, as it does take a lot out of you. by chacham2
Lmao what, I did not expect this response!
S4njay t1_j5jv4ao wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: So I guess my brother is a serial killer by girl_from_the_crypt
Excuse me WHAT? The true monsters are within your family, I gotta say...
Someday, I hope all this gets over and you can enjoy some forked-tongue kisses with Jacek.
A rather innocous question here, you went to school? How did that work in that frozen hellhole out there?
S4njay t1_j5eagay wrote
Reply to a strangEr knocked on mY door and asked to spEak to me about Lingerie, I let her insiDe. by madmagazines
I DID NOT expect this OMG, but yeah it's good you got that closure!
S4njay t1_j590os8 wrote
Reply to "I soup ate a word, dog," by Big_Koala_5718
This was a trip omg
S4njay t1_j580cgb wrote
Awww, Daddy Jacek off to your rescue again! Can't wait for Fiocek to reunite 💕
He's facing stiff competition from Aleksei, though... it's love triangle time!
S4njay t1_j4kmx16 wrote
Reply to My brother has Locked-In Syndrome and hasn't been able to speak in years. Last night I caught him talking to the devil. by TheMidnightProfessor
Wow, this family is fucked up!
S4njay t1_j4klqn2 wrote
Wow, that's some knowledge best left unknown! Also I gotta say, the devil is gonna extract his dues somehow. He doesn't look like he's revealing everything! I'm sure Daddy Jacek will pay, even if you don't.
Good thing Daddy Jacek found you, now all we need is a romantic shopping trip in hell ❤️❤️
If things are that much cheaper in Hell, this Hungry Ghost month I gotta stock up on Hell Bank notes!
S4njay t1_j46h2r3 wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: So my ex is back… by girl_from_the_crypt
Ah, so you're like me!
S4njay t1_j4479ea wrote
Wow, your mother met a grisly end! Perhaps if Jacek was around, he could helped, but that's not really possible. Did your mum do anything to piss off the hidden folk?
On the other hand, Fiocek is finally reunited! 😍😍😍
S4njay t1_j3k6h1a wrote
Reply to comment by TheBlackCycloneOrder in Never Use Black Magic to Get Rid of Trash by TheBlackCycloneOrder
Yeah, thats a nightmarish experience!
S4njay t1_j3k5oab wrote
Wow, what a gutwrenching tale!
S4njay t1_j3c8e40 wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Some asshole is trying to blackmail me by girl_from_the_crypt
What if I was flirting too?
S4njay t1_j3c8bqp wrote
Reply to comment by stomaticmonk in A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Some asshole is trying to blackmail me by girl_from_the_crypt
I'll be there! I'll even hold a placard with your name like they do at airports!
S4njay t1_j3c6grj wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Some asshole is trying to blackmail me by girl_from_the_crypt
You do not know my true power!
S4njay t1_j3bqtox wrote
Reply to A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Some asshole is trying to blackmail me by girl_from_the_crypt
Oh no! Shit's going from bad to worse.
Stay safe!
Now, you better do what I say, or the 🐇 goes 🗡🗡!
S4njay t1_j3azp13 wrote
Thank goodness for the warning!
S4njay t1_j361p0x wrote
Reply to My Name is Daniel. by Hellisme88
Your life seems cool, until you realise all of these are the worst days of their lives
S4njay t1_j35fhn7 wrote
Reply to There's a lady in the swamp who looks like my dead mother. She's surprisingly nice. by Silvester_Spooly
That pedo deserved what he got! Luckily you managed to figure out what was up with him and finish him.
S4njay t1_j31xhug wrote
Reply to A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Something's hiding in the abandoned gristmill by girl_from_the_crypt
Ah, a new update from you again! These things make my day... or night, as I'm reading this in the night right now.
Anyways, luckily the dog wasn't out to hurt you!
S4njay t1_j31wqcb wrote
Bro wtf
S4njay t1_j01bsyt wrote
Reply to comment by Thetallerestpaul in [WP] Legend has it, the princess waits for her beloved prince who never returned from war. The princess is seen waiting every day where they used to meet secretly, a lake now known as the Lake of Longing, with only her attendant at her side. As her attendant though, you know the story differently. by salmontail
Makes sense
S4njay t1_j01a4t2 wrote
Reply to comment by Thetallerestpaul in [WP] Legend has it, the princess waits for her beloved prince who never returned from war. The princess is seen waiting every day where they used to meet secretly, a lake now known as the Lake of Longing, with only her attendant at her side. As her attendant though, you know the story differently. by salmontail
I was like, "that sub exists?". But as it turns out, it does exist!
Funny how most of the posts there are from you, though.
S4njay t1_iyvkhjn wrote
Reply to I found out what my wife does to lose weight. That's the last time we get diet tips from the dark web... by [deleted]
Oh my goodness, that's terrible!
S4njay t1_j5oub9r wrote
Reply to The Howls at 2:37am will Definitely Kill Me. by ginasffs
This is unsettling! Leave now.