Waitsfornoone
Waitsfornoone t1_ixhetrf wrote
Reply to comment by Musaks in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
Well, it appears they both have a long white beard, and no one has seen either since ... whenever.
Waitsfornoone t1_iwxzrgw wrote
Reply to I hate jokes about John Denver by Animeking1108
That's the downside of rocky mountain high.
Waitsfornoone t1_ivtd0i9 wrote
Reply to A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
A "large" man is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant when the waitress comes over and asks him "How did you find the steak, sir?"
The man looks at her and replies "I just moved the potatoes."
Waitsfornoone t1_iumcpnd wrote
Imaginary.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuhrnjw wrote
"Over and out."
Waitsfornoone t1_iuhrkmt wrote
Reply to comment by DerRaumdenker in My wife accused me of achieving nothing... by Wallygonk
No, I'm thinking about baseball.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuhr7va wrote
Reply to A guy walks into a bar on Halloween by Firegoat1
I'm guessing this was not in London.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuhr0iw wrote
Reply to comment by Peace_Is_Coming in It's 2am and the doorbell rings. by ShortingBull
Welcome to r/Jokes Captain Obvious.
Waitsfornoone t1_iugbuz5 wrote
Reply to comment by RizKrispin in A tough looking cowboy dressed all in black rides into town.. by Aggravating-Sink8174
Same as everyone else: Working the room.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuby04t wrote
Cry.
Waitsfornoone t1_iubvwnr wrote
Reply to comment by ResQMedic78 in How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? by Senepicmar
... if Sheen kept doing lines?!?
Waitsfornoone t1_iuava6m wrote
Reply to joke about icecream by JaydenIsAPerson
You're keeping your day job, right? Asking for a friend.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuav2r0 wrote
Reply to Help needed. I'm looking for variations of come backs to yes or no questions like "Does a bear poop in the woods?" by tito-boy
Do you?
Doesn't everyone?
Waitsfornoone t1_iuaux99 wrote
Finally figuring shit out, huh?
Waitsfornoone t1_iuauart wrote
Reply to comment by mi7hab in An armless, legless girl rested on the beach crying by Arkvoodle42
Yep, Bob's brother. Bob took the cleaner route.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuataim wrote
... but not as stupid as that hat you're wearing.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuaszd6 wrote
Reply to Two people go into an empty bus... by CK17_live
The Hippy: "These mushrooms are fantastic."
Waitsfornoone t1_iuasoef wrote
Reply to comment by buddycheesus in Two people go into an empty bus... by CK17_live
Lady's preference.
Waitsfornoone t1_iu6owhu wrote
Have you two considered group therapy?
Waitsfornoone t1_iu4zba5 wrote
People keep telling me I'm an asshole.
(That means I'm not only full of shit, but also talk shit to them).
Waitsfornoone t1_iu47bym wrote
Hey, he's now the Head Twit.
Waitsfornoone t1_itz6wpr wrote
Same with the vacuum cleaner.
Waitsfornoone t1_itxoagt wrote
"After the entwives disappeared, the number of ents began to dwindle because they weren't getting enough "new-tree-ents".
[H/T u/benrules2]
Waitsfornoone t1_ixkj6b0 wrote
Reply to An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... by yapmadiyorum
I'd of had a heart attack too. Goliath had him 2 to 1 in stature alone, much less experience, this should not have even been a contest.
Those Silly Philistines.