clownind
clownind t1_ixy3e8a wrote
Reply to I’m leaving town tonight with a loaded gun. I’ve got a death sentence and before I go I’m explaining why. by DreamEater096
Florida zombie man strikes again.
clownind t1_ixy12di wrote
My dog reacts like this to peek a boo as well
clownind t1_ixpp8oq wrote
William is definitely not a bro
clownind t1_ixpod2x wrote
Reply to I live in a town in Texas that doesn't exist. We have a disturbing annual ritual, and this year, it was my turn. by PappyStrangeLife
At least your town isn't full of self-righteous vegans.
clownind t1_ixe31q2 wrote
You should probably look into scientology now....
clownind t1_ixe0xvi wrote
Mole people are dicks
clownind t1_iwrao5n wrote
Reply to Royals by Unbeelievable69
Thank the flying spaghetti monster you didn't marry that girl. That bridezilla would have started the end times.
clownind t1_iw6d1sr wrote
Reply to I stopped a hooded man from killing a college girl as she ran along a trail. I really wish I hadn't. by PappyStrangeLife
Those guys need some training and better gear.
clownind t1_ivs5cy7 wrote
Reply to The Companion by Gr1ffius
Good luck on your endeavors.
clownind t1_ivi748h wrote
Reply to All Bleeding Stops Eventually by throwawayaracehorse
Patrick would be popular with the vampire community.
clownind t1_iv8tkpo wrote
Reply to Hey, follow up question, now that I know that literally nothing about my life is normal, what do I do with this newfound information? by Mintymidnight
Be a good girl and learn all you can. Knowledge is power.
clownind t1_iv0lmvw wrote
Reply to When the stars and Moon vanish from the night sky, you better hide. (Part 2) by RichardSaxon
Let's just nuke your town and call it a day.
clownind t1_it1vj2z wrote
Reply to comment by PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips in Skin Deep by Ellie_The_Mermaid129
Only pedos deserve a degloving.
clownind t1_iqz01i0 wrote
Reply to Mister Charlie by Colourblindness
Get a stray cat to handle the bird problem
clownind t1_iqyz8s2 wrote
Reply to comment by JustMeAmity in The New Girl in Class is Pure Fucking Evil... by Jgrupe
He runs on bde
clownind t1_iy222q9 wrote
Reply to The hotel that I'm staying in has quite the lively lobby. by WorldAwayTweedy
This sounds like my personal hell.