That's probably how I'd do it-- I bias towards a higher percentage on lower tabs. Since my bill will presumably be higher to cover these costs I'd tip a lower percentage (but still decent dollar amount.)

A waiter at Dimillo's doesn't work 3x as hard as one at IHOP.

Can we just jail his career?

You can get them off with a hair dryer. Rub the leftover adhesive with a rag soaked in gasoline. Get the gasoline off with Dawn dish soap and water. Done.

He was a nerd's nerd.

This couldn't be a more perfect answer.

I can hear the roar of its bald mud tires now.

Did they get to keep the old style veteran vanity plates? All the regular issues got "stars and stripes" a couple years ago.

There was a subaru that read V AG1NA <- note the numeral one

that perhaps coexisted with the other.

on a Rav 4 huh?

Sheena says put your feelings on a bumper sticker, so this driver's prepped.

Probably has some of that "in-sure-ants" I heard about on TV...

Is that was cunnin' babies grow into?

I like the slimy/swampy Pologquin ad.

Met the guy in person, he's exactly what you picture. Only shorter.

They do this on purpose with something controversial. They had an anti-flag burning referendum meant to get all the old curmedgeons out to vote, hoping that the weak Republicans would get a boost.

DOT allows "temporary signs" for up to six months. I don't agree with it either. But those Army recruitment and mattress sale signs are also legal.

That's how I paved my driveway.

Granted, the sign I saw was by some sweet ass asphalt.

I had a dog biting me in the nads in a public street.

I yelled at the owner, right there, "CALL OFF YOUR DOG."

They told me I "set her off" by yelling. They are the heroes in their own world.

Fook yea, get 'em!

Cruise control is the issue. Someone with non-radar cruise creeps up on someone slower, moves into the passing lane, and then just camps there.

Sometimes the passing is excruciatingly slow because the camper is going the speed limit or another arbitrarily decided speed and won't do anything to complete the pass any faster.

Any car with cruise, can be accelerated by touching the gas pedal. But these drivers won't do that.

The locals have huge plywood signs for the same reason on the way to Canobie Lake Park.

They "burn up" at temps above 50-60, get hard and aren't as sticky when it matters.

They expire ~7 years after purchase. Should have an expiration date on them somewhere.

I'm curious how many elderly with multiple properties will actually domicile here. See a lot of florida plates belonging to the six-months-and-a-day crowd. Their motor vehicle excise taxes will partially offset this naked giveaway.

Do you want more housing choices and new construction? Because rent control is not how you get it.

All you need is some mirrored chrome just below your rear window. They'll take the hint.

I'm glad we don't have counties stamped onto our license plates.

A while back this billboard read

BRING BACK YOUR BOTTLES

OUR COWS ARE IN PAIN