What the fuck does this have to do with New York City?

At home watching Disney+ with the kids

The state isn’t an HOA

Why should the state expend taxpayer resources to enforce your aesthetic preference, OP?

That’s true. Too bad. Great city. Great stadium. Great fans. Terrible team.

The Mets haven’t won enough to be widely hated outside of their division. For the joke you don’t want a hated team (since often teams are hated due to their success, see the Yankees and more recently the Astros), you want a hopeless team (Reds, A’s).

The Reds just sucked so no chance to choke.

That punchline seems a little out of date given the money that Steve Cohen is splashing around. Maybe make it the Reds?

I’m sorry. I seem to have forgotten it.

Fidelio

I thought I recognized that Pyongyang skyline

North Korea?

You’re fortunate he did. It otherwise would have been an uninteresting photo.

Do her a favor and set her free. You’re not exactly dream man material yourself.

Atrocious

Friends send their kids to The Country School in Madison and like it

That was my interpretation but if that’s the case they should have added [sic], otherwise it just looks like a typo on the publication’s part.

Sunday best for the open casket?

Thanks but the only thing that gets me off is short erotic flash fiction centered in Middlesex County

Edit: If you could move the romantic first date to Lobster Landing, the moonlit beach sex to Harveys Beach, and the decadent masked orgy to Gillette Castle it would really help me out

*their

Good for you

Uh, where and what ages?

Ah. Thanks. With “choices” I would tend to read “1-5” as “1 through 5”.

I don’t get it

Does Tennessee issue sex offender and DUI offender IDs?