It’ll be interesting what the future holds for crazy environments like Phoenix that even on its best day was never made to support millions of people.

One of my favorite Onion articles is Amount of Water Man Just Used to Wash Dish to be Prize for Hand-to-Hand Combat in 2065

Yes they are outside bones

Well people don’t go to the butcher to hang out all night

Thank you.

I watch, or watched that show with my wife and I couldn’t handle how every second or third episode somebody had to have something absolutely horrifying happen to them and be powerless to stop it. And how is it almost always rape? That show is like a nonstop trigger warning.

“The first duty of every Star Fleet officer is to the truth - scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth. It is a guiding principle on which Star Fleet is based. And if you can’t find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth, you don’t deserve to wear that uniform.”

Yeah that’s a lot of work to misunderstand that fiduciaries are one of the least unethical type of banker

The best possible way to escape Florida

It’s crazy what living through the early to mid 20th century did to people. The depression, dust bowl, three American wars, lead shooting out of exhaust pipes and into the air from every vehicle on every street, people smoking in every building you went into, drinking like crazy…the list goes on.

You posted the name so I looked up his wiki and it said he was born in 1928. “Oh thank god, 1928 was waaay before the Godfather, so the title was just a joke.”

Then I did the math. Jesus he really was only in his mid-40s in that picture. He died at 47. From a heart attack. At 47. I’m almost 47.

Yep, and if you looked at a curve of power output to engine size it follows reliability pretty closely, except for some badly designed outliers. The more hp you ask of an engine of the same size, generally the less longevity it’ll have.

There are 10+ liter turbodiesel engines in semi trucks putting out only 300-400hp that’ll go a million miles easily. On the other end when’s the last time you saw a 120hp 600cc sportbike with even 100,000 miles on the engine?

To quote that drunk barfly from Groundhog Day: “That about sums it up for me”

And it looks like it might be caffeine in general. I know a guy who basically lived off of monster energy drinks and was regularly getting kidney stones by his late 20s.

Torsonic Polarity Sydrome, or TPS. The main feature is they have asses where their heads should be.

The only thought going through its head is “when do I attack” and it’s right f’ing there.

And don’t forget Horsewhipper, Roofer and Valet (“it’s French, and my great great grandmother was French!”)

You’re getting downvoted for some reason but I laughed

Jesus that’s confusing

Sorry I forgot this is a default sub. It’s not often I interact with certain people and it’s jarring. I’d say I hope you understand but, well, I’ll just leave it there

Holy shit were you just sitting here? That took you 30 seconds to reply to something after I didn’t get back here for more than an hour

None of them died during filming, you twit.

They call a show “cursed” if a lot of deaths or accidents surround it. The movie Poltergeist for example.

It’s literally in the name. Moped = motor and pedals. You can ride it as a motorbike, pedal bike, or both.

In gas engine form they used to be popular but by the 1990s that was falling off. People will erroneously call motor scooters mopeds now even though they look significantly different.

Anything but Commanders, which is so seemingly intentionally poorly thought out that it seems like a troll against the fans. So every player is in command? Like they all fly in from their global deployments on Sundays?

Hell just go back to Football Team while we sort it out.

Crap, we gotta think. What’s the blackest kind of Asian?

Yeah I had a .8 GPA after my first year of college, hated my dad, but weirdly murder never came to mind as a way to fix the whole f’ing up in college thing.

I ended up graduating with a 3.0 and didn’t kill anybody.

“I’ve worked in the private sector. They expect results.”