Be the meteorologist you wish to see in the world.

Because humans can't do fingers.

Velociraptor

Bachelor of the Arts degree?

Swantanamo Bay!

We ain't your villain guy

Mostly because I have never needed them here.

So are a lot of people's

Yeah, but you boomers love to toss around insults and project your shortcomings.

I haven't put them on yet, lol

Oh, it's not.

...if your worth your salt.. whatever the fuck that means. Fucking boomers

They start laying at about 6 months old, but yes, that first year they will lay eggs regardless of the amount of vitamin D they are producing due to the sunlight. Something to do with being young I guess. They will even out by next year.

We use them or give them away to friends and family. Our flock pretty much stops laying once the days get too short.

So I have over 2 dozen laying chickens and it costs me about $100 bucks a month to feed and bed them. And midsummer I am getting 2 dozen eggs a day. So you do the math. I don't sell the eggs, but it is pretty easy to "break even" once you have everything you need for them.

On the murderins

All the hillbillies had access to the real world for the first time...

I foresee a bunch of FOMO

Confuse

But holy fuck do the hillbillies never shut up about it...

It's the dude from Down East Dickerin

As long as the assignment was rampant sarcasm, dripping with half truths, muttered through smiling, clenched teeth, then maybe.

I'm still wearing a t-shirt because it isn't February yet.

The chances of it not happening in the next 100 years are very small as well.

They will be fine.