Should have gone with Chlamydia, it a much prettier name

What kind of freak is out there naming their pet some shit like Pfizer or Dr Fauci

Owner is a trump supporting loser

That's it?

What's historical about it?

So what? You'd kill somebody for deflating your tires? How badass

And if my mom had wheels she'd be a bicycle. If some rando from Mayfield tried to act like they're from philly they'd rightfully be laughed at

Other presidents have never been so desperate to prove they're local to philly lol

Yeah he lets you rub his tongue without snapping his jaw shut, all the way up until the day he doesn't

Some stupid ass nickname like Dr Schnozz sounds exactly like the kind of dumb shit trump would say

Dr Schnozz?

You had me at Tig Notaro and Luis Guzman