Probably all going to trunk or treat events instead, because the parents are all lazy paranoid losers. Trunk or treating is just depressing to me

I've used Facebook marketplace and it's OK but it's totally overrun with scammers, and loads of people that will click the "is this still available" button and then never respond back. Takes way more work to filter through all the bullshit than Craigslist where someone has to go through the trouble of typing up an email to you.

I wonder what planet you live on, because it surely isn't this one.

I never understood why people think wind turbines ruin their view, I think they look great. Most likely just making up excuses to oppose renewable energy, the same way right wingers say shit like "but what about the birds killed by wind energy?" or "but there's so much mercury in CFL bulbs!"

Yeah, cars still exist and there's still lots of infrastructure built around them, congratulations I guess?

This makes absolutely zero sense. How does the current proliferation of cars mean they are blind or hypocrites? Because current infrastructure encourages the use of cars, the people that want fewer cars and better public transportation and walkable cities are blind hypocrites because....what?

This is as dumb as saying "if you want fewer ants in your house then why are there so many ants in your house huh smart guy?" It's confusing tautological nonsense that you somehow think is a gotcha against better infrastructure.

I'm just not sure what your point is. Cars and traffic exist and therefore... cities are bad? Trains are pointless? Liberals are hypocrites? Like, what are you even getting at?

What a bizarre comment.

I say they're morons because the one time I went there and tried to get a bagel with chive cream cheese the lady looked at me like I was speaking a different language. After a couple tries and literally pointing to it I said scallion cream cheese. No dice. Green onions! Nope. Had another lady come over with no luck until a manager finally figured it out. Also they were out of egg everything bagels and that's my jam.

Maybe, I guess I'm generally there like 9, 930 which is probably after the morning rush. But even on weekends there aren't insane lines like downtown. Honestly crazy to me that downtown doesn't have another bagel place. There was that short-lived NY Nagel Cafe on Newark Ave that had grocery store bagels. Giant disappointment.

Yeah the Bergen Ave one is always super fast. Sip Ave one is run by morons.

If the cop doesn't show up, the judge might dismiss it, or they might adjourn it for another day. Depends on the judge.

Before it gets to the trial though, you'll have a pre trial conference with the prosecutor. It's possible they will work something out with you, but considering it's the shore, I doubt it.

You can't get a public defender for a fine like this.

Fox Trot was my jam, I had a few book collections of it as well. I think in part because I identified with the nerdy kid.

>I didn’t grow up in New Jersey... None of my childhood friends grew up to be police officers.

Fucking lol

Get a friend, get a dolly, hand truck, or belt straps and take the light rail. Or a bus if there is one.